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hey guys, i know u all feel quite down about our recent relegation from div 3. now dunno which div we can play. got any div lower den div 3? haha guess not. y not we play in thailand cum end of august? i got de price summary from tiger airways. i think dis is de cheapest and de most feasible for all of us.

Singapore (SIN) to Bangkok Intl(BKK)

Thu, 6 Aug, 09	Depart	SIN	10:45hrs
TR 104	Arrive	BKK	12:05hrs

Bangkok Intl (BKK) to Singapore(SIN)

Sun, 9 Aug, 09	Depart	BKK	08:20hrs
TR 103	Arrive	SIN	11:45hrs

We'll have thurs nite, friday nite, and saturday nite in bangkok. all dese 3 nites perfect timing for some action at route 66, inch, king's castle, or some 'gay' action in our rooms while u guys can shop in de daytime at MBK or cakwau in de room. de whole of saturday we can TRY cover catucak. Sunday morning we go back singapore to catch de national day parade. ok i forgot de pricing. Its just 134 to go and come back. dats really cheap. no need to check in luggage n no need to choose seats in de plane. wats more important is dat we go and come back safe and sound.

Lowest Fare (SIN to BKK)

1 Adult @ 10.0010.00 SGD

Taxes / Fees [ details ]49.00 SGD

Lowest Fare (BKK to SIN)

1 Adult @ 10.0010.00 SGD

Taxes / Fees [ details ]65.00 SGD

Sub Total

134.00 SGD

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Some say he can dodge rain in a thunderstorm...

No Offensive Weapons Allowed

was watching the final games of the JWC played in singapore just now. singapore finally managed to register a win in this tournament, ups for them. and india swept poland aside ah. it was business as usual for mandip and his boys. damn i'd give an arm and a leg to play like him but by then i won't be able to walk or hold a stick. ya so that's that.

you guys know how at the entrance there's a sign that shows all the prohibited items in the stadium. like outside food and blah blah blah. there's also one which says 'No Offensive Weapons Allowed'. with a dash across a handgun as the symbol. haha. now just imagine the scenario below.. btw i was there today with jan and mizi.

Mizi, Jan and Hichael were walking towards the Sengkang Hockey Stadium to watch the Junior World Cup teams in action. As they were walking towards the entrance they saw the signage which showed all the prohibited items. Most shockingly they noticed that there are no offensive weapons allowed. Surprised, they clarified with the best-in-the-world-not-kental-to-the-max event crew stationed at the entrance.

Jan: (to the event crew) what, you mean i can't bring my gun in?!? sial la shit man!!
Crew: yes sir i'm afraid we do not allow guns into the stadium..
Jan: (takes out his gun) walau now i gotta run back to put this in the car la!! furk..
Mizi: (whispering to Hichael, damn slack) eh den my bazooka how ah? cannot bring in also ah?
Hichael: (slightly exasperated) haiyah, see la who ask you to bring...

if you there you would have had to squat down at the steps going up to the stands and laugh like i did. haha jan i think mizi best fits the clueless and slack guy who decides to bring a bazooka to a hockey match.

Credits:
Written by Jan Solihn
Directed by Hichael
Produced by Ahmad 'Eduardo' Tarmizi