L.C.B.V

Fotografs...

2010-09-29T14:19:00.011+08:00

Faizal's in bliss...

Timon nampak lobak kaper...

Yes Hich, camera eughry that way

Gaylords

Sarap hasn't visited the dentist

Hadri: "What the hell is this Aidil doing?!"

Hichael muka orgasmic ah...

Faizal in bliss once more and Stone checking him out

LCBMTV

2010-09-21T02:52:00.002+08:00

Photos coming soon...

JRPH 2010

2010-09-14T02:06:00.003+08:00

18th September 2010

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=146733655364258&ref=ts

The Good Old Days...

2010-06-19T10:49:00.002+08:00

When's the next one? Lets organise something before everyone starts school/career and fasting month?

ROFLMAO

2010-05-27T19:17:00.000+08:00

Chemistry Joke

2010-05-05T12:02:00.001+08:00

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

For more of this you can go to www.entensity.net/

synQ Presents... INSOMNIA! @ Supperclub on 7th May.

2010-04-28T01:59:00.005+08:00

Doks, I seem to be spinning for the above mentioned event. If ya'll are free do come down.

INSOMNIA!

Supperclub
331 North Bridge Road
Free Entry for students who present their NUS Matric Cards.
Free Jagerbombs for ladies all night long.

I'm playing House/Electro/Hip Hop Remixes btw.
RSVP your attendance via the facebook events page here:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112338118802518

Hope korang holding on well this exam period.
I'll see you guys soon before I head off hopefully.

BBDC loses an exclusive member

2010-04-21T15:05:00.003+08:00

So today i finally end my affair with BBDC. At least for another year. So all u riders of LCBV, u got a new matrep in the house.

with every passing year

2010-04-19T17:21:00.001+08:00

Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts.

Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class.

Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka.

Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?

When protection meant wearing a helmet?

When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties?

Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and Mom was your hero?

Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest.

War was only a board game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine.

The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

And we couldn’t wait to grow up?”

-Author Unknown

I'm Gonna Get Me an I-Phone

2010-03-28T16:21:00.001+08:00

Coolness. Blackberry turn sour already. I-Phone 4G, I'm waiting for you.

LCBV on de bike.

2010-03-21T15:57:00.001+08:00

cool shit.

Melayu version of whose line is it anyway!

2010-03-04T01:53:00.001+08:00

dunno whether u guys have seen dis before but its just too hilarious man... de non malay readers.. ask ur mat/mina frens to translate! enjoi la

Awesome

2010-03-04T01:16:00.004+08:00

something to do if you find your life lacks excitement.

this is one is just location location location. unlike the first vid, i actually wouldn't mind doing this..

this one also. fark la singapore so boring.

Reunion maut

2010-02-14T14:10:00.004+08:00

Yesterday was an awesome night at Keppel Club. The fact that there wasn't any MOP (members of public) made it more exclusive and fun. A lot of chatter and laughter as usual when the entire group gets together. Thank you so much to Timun for offering the place as it could not get any better. Big thanks to the parties that bought the food and drinks were stupendous. Fruit punch tangkap maut. Tom Yam that will make the Thais go home and think about what went wrong in the way they prepare their native dish.

Now that I've regained some composure I would like, on behalf of the happening January babies, thank all the respective individuals who have painstakingly searched, budgeted and bought the presents. Someone asked me to say something yesterday as I am the oldest and most mature [but not the most handsome/beaming with smiles these days :)] but I was overwhelmed with emotions and could not step up to the platter. My present looks even more pink when I opened it at home. The dim and romantic ambiance masked the screamer of a polo T. Thanks guys.

I'm afraid I won't be able to participate in the soccer outing as I have a syndesmosis sprain from a wretched of a rugby game and will need another 2 weeks rest before I can have any hope of running. But if you ask Ridhwan he will tell you that I'm fat and weak and not as awesome as him and after much jacking and boasting about himself, end off posing his Schwarzenegger bicep. Have fun guys I'm sure it'll be a cracker.

CNY Soccer

2010-02-14T11:38:00.002+08:00

Ok thanks guys fer turning up yesterday and making it one happy gathering. Firstly i would like to apologise on behalf of the organisers if there anything unsatisfactory or not up to your liking. We tried our best and also there was the unexpected early closing of sheng siong supermarkets, hence we couldn't get the mussels(although if you wants muscles then there is always asrie pound-for-pound). Secondly im not able to post the photos yet but once i do it ll be on facebook so should be sometime next week. Thirdly i hope the gifts are alright for those who received it. It was pretty hard to get for 6 people.

Anyway since most of you are free tomorrow, was thinking of organizing soccer which most of you suggested. Here are the details:

What: Soccer in NUS
When: Monday, 15th February
Where: NUS SRC Courts @ 4pm

So ask all your members down ah... Hopefully there will be enough people to make at least 4 teams. Those who are coming can u pls give a shoutout in the chat box or sms me so that i can have a rough estimate of how many will be turning up. Hopefully there wont be any fights tomorrow and that it ll be one peaceful session coz its exatly 68 yrs to the day Singapore surrendered to the Japanese.

Would also like to take this opportunity to wish all the everyone whose been involved in LCBV one way or another,a Happy Chinese New Year and at the same time Happy Valentine's Day(although it should be Valentine's Day every day if you truly love someone). Thats all for now. Dhannvaad.

Reunion Dinner Gathering

2010-02-11T09:59:00.002+08:00

What: Steamboat Dinner @ Hairul's parents' restaurant
When: 13/2/2010 @ 6pm
Where: Keppel Club

The list of people coming so far:
1)Ridhuan
2)Hichael
3)Shafiq
4)Tarmizi
5)Aidil
6)Jan
7)Rahmat
8)Khairul
9)Faizal
10)Navin
11)Shafik Tan
12)Tjoa
13)Hairul(of course)

So the consensus is that one person will be buying the food and the rest chip in for it instead of each person having to bring their own food. So we will keep the budget to max $10/person? The steamboat will definitely be tom yam based as it has always been. Maybe you guys can suggest further items that you would like to eat? The list of food that we may be buying so far(by the way we won't have any beef because navin is joining us. Not sure if valmiki is coming?jan you ask?):

1)Sausage
2)Chicken
3)Fish
4)Fishball
5)Sotong Ball
6)Tau Pok
7)Cockles
8)Some leafy greens
9)Mushrooms
10)Crabstick
11)Choice of white rice or maggi noodles

Anyway Aidil has volunteered to do the grocery shopping for us on that day. Navin and myself should be joining him also. May probably need a vehicle to transport the goods coz im not sure if Aidil can get his car. If not we can always shop at Giant at Vivo and then just take a bus down to Keppel Club which is like 4-5 bus stops away. Anybody else wants to come then just voice out. On top of that, Hairul said that we MAY be able to play soccer at the basketball court next to the mum's restaurant. So if there are enough people then we could probably meet up earlier? Say 4pm or so and have a short game of soccer before having dinner. Just a suggestion. So see you GUYS(Trying to make this an all guys outing to be considerate to some of you guys.To the guys' wags, please do not take offence coz i normally play defence) on saturday then.

The Andrew Oldham Orchestra - The Last Time

2010-02-11T03:14:00.001+08:00

Does dis sound familiar?

Roads

2010-02-11T03:03:00.002+08:00

Roads by Portishead

I'd just like to share one of my all time favourite songs. Hard to choose between which one I like better, the live one, which is the one above or the original one. I think she sounds better in the original but the live version was so raw really special. Hichael would call this one of my gay songs but hisap ah to each his own. Almost halfway through the sem. Come on guys! Hope you guys aren't sucking as hard academically as I am.

Popchop Presents The Big Bang @ Fash [Butter Factory]

2010-02-08T19:27:00.003+08:00

The Butter Factory
Date 17th Feb
10pm till late

Popchop presents The Big Bang @ Fash

Feat synQ DJs:
Justin / Neoflava / DJ Vu / Munkykuts
(Techno/Electro/House)

Need a mid-week break from the hustle and bustle that is work or school life?

Then get locked and loaded for a night of raw, dirrrty dance music - delivered in epic proportions by the finest deck wizards from the synQ Music Collective.

It ain't cosmic theory, it's THE BIG BANG!

** FREE Entry for Ladies all night **

FREE FLOW of housepour for girls till 1am!!!

$28 for guys for entry and including FREE FLOW of housepour from 10pm to 1am.

1-for-1 housepour jugs all night long, 6 tequila shots for $45.

After 1am: $26 for guys (inclusive of 2 standard drinks)

Club rules apply
Valid Photo ID required

For table booking, please email elsie@thebutterfactory.com

Each DJ is given a guestlist so if you want free entry, msg me. UPz.

John Terry Jokes..

2010-02-05T11:42:00.000+08:00

Saw this on facebook..hope you guys enjoy..Have a great weekend..

JT has signed up to star in a new TV show. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

England manager Fabio Capello phoned Wayne Bridge and said: "JT's lost the captain's armband. Can you do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for it?"

So JT was sleeping with Wayne Bridge's girl. Poor old Wayne - he wasn't even first choice with his missus.

It's a good thing JT doesn't bring all his girlfriends to watch him play every match. Abramovich would have to increase the capacity of Stamford Bridge by 20,000.

Newsflash just in: "Bridge close to collapsing in Manchester. Support needed."

So JT has been caught stealing another man's girl. I bet his old mum will be so proud he's learned something from her.

Somebody bought me a box of Terry's All Gold. I was shocked to find new chocs called French Fancy and Cheat Cluster.

What have Wayne's ex-missus and the 2008 Champions League final goalpost got in common? They've both been banged by JT.

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John Terry, former Dad Of The Year.

Kerry Katona, former Mum Of The Year.

I bet Ronnie Wood is polishing his Grandad Of The Year award right now.

The England team have voted for Terry to keep his place in the World Cup squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance) "Chelsea, wherever they may be, "Don't leave your bird with John Terry.

"Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, "And he'll get your missus up the duff!"

Did you know JT has scored 28 times at the Bridge? Nah, nor did Wayne.

What's John Terry's favourite song? Under The Bridge.

Wayne asked Vanessa Perroncel if she'd ever cheated on him. She confessed she had - three times. "THREE!" He cried. "When?"

She said: "Remember no one would give you a mortgage, then the bank manager came to see me and agreed it? Then the time you needed that leg operation and it was too tricky so the doc refused - until he came to see me and then you were sorted?

"Then the third time was when you really, really wanted to be made captain of Chelsea and you were those ten votes short... "

Wayne sent his missus a replica of his willy made from Cadbury's chocolate. But she refused it, saying she prefers Terry's!

Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too.

Heel of God

2010-02-01T19:26:00.005+08:00

firstly, baik mat. happy birthday. may you continue to entertain dancing crowds through your DJ-ing. haha.

ok what an exciting weekend of football man. yes yes that man u victory over arsenal was especially sweet. but something else kinda totally blew me away even more. if you guys didn't know real madrid played against deportivo over the weekend and won 3-1. big deal right? pls i beg you, watch the 2nd goal. i dunno la some of u might not be impressed, but i took my hat off when i saw it la. here's a highlights video of the match. u guys will confirm rewind to watch the 2nd goal again. visionaries of visions. awesome la guti.

blown away yet? look at how that pass just totally put the whole defence in shambles. and the keeper, sorry but he was totally gone, far and away from the eventual scorer. its amazing how the whole world would expect him to tap the ball into the bottom corner and instead he chose to do something stupendous. and just nice this soccernet writer summed up my feelings about that pass from guti. qouted text below.

I saw Ken Loach's film 'Looking for Eric' a few weeks ago, in a small art cinema in San Sebastián - the only place in town brave enough to put on films in 'VO' (versión original), despite the city always giving itself cinematic airs every September with its grand festival and its bevy of superstar visitors. There are certain films that I don't mind seeing in Spanish, since the dialogue in many blockbusters is hardly lost in translation, but I suspected that Loach's film needed to be seen in English, from what I'd read of it. I was right.

The film was good, but there was one point that I particularly enjoyed. This was where Steve Evets, the depressive postman who conjures up his hero, Eric Cantona, to help him turn his life around, asks Cantona 'Alright then. Sweetest moment ever?' Cantona stares across the balcony into suburban Manchester and replies 'It wasn't a goal.' The postman doesn't believe him, and in a nerdy flood of recollections, suggests a series of his greatest goals to him. Cantona shakes his head at all of them. 'It was a pass' he says finally. The postman excitedly recalls the incident - a pass to Denis Irwin with the outside of his boot against Spurs, which leads to a goal that Loach kindly shows us in the next instant. 'What if you'd missed?' Evets asks, presumably meaning the pass. Cantona replies 'You have to trust your team-mates', and the scene fades out.

You know where this is leading, of course. If you were at all conscious this weekend and vaguely interested in football you will have seen the back-heeled pass that Real Madrid's Guti conjured up on Saturday night for Karim Benzema to score against Deportivo de La Coruña, up in windy Galicia. If not, take a look now. This is because, to return to the point that Ken Loach was presumably trying to make in his film, it's the unexpected that causes the greatest impact in your life - perhaps a moment where you dared to take a risk and it came off, and then you remember it for ever as a life-changing decision because you know you could have taken the safer option. But if you had, your life would have been the poorer somehow. And so the postman decides to get his act together&..but I won't spoil the film for you, in case you haven't seen it.

The wonder of Guti's 'Tacón de Dios' (Heel of God, dixit Marca) is that it has changed in an instant the player's image, from burned-out waster outliving his time in La Liga and entertaining us only with his weird declarations to the press - the latest that he intended to retire to Bangkok - to reconfirmed genius. Well, we always knew he was a (flawed) genius, but his absence from the Spanish national team since 2003 says it all. Three national managers have all agreed that he's just not worth it.

Guti confessed recently in an interview to Michael Robinson that to have never played in a World Cup or in a European Championship will stay with him for ever as a symbol of his failure - an interesting thing to say from a man not renowned for his capacity for self-criticism, perhaps his major dysfunction among several. But now, in a moment of madness, he has solved the whole problem, because as the tabloid Marca wrote on Sunday morning, people will still remember the back-heel in thirty years' time. Indeed, you do get the impression in Loach's film that the protagonist, Steve Evets, does really remember Cantona's pass, and that he suggested it as part of the script. These things light up lives. Absurd - but they do.

On Sunday morning I went to watch two junior games, and at both matches the parents on the touchline were talking about nothing else. The main focus of the chit-chat surrounded the issue of what would have happened had the back-heel not come off. Most people seemed to agree that he could easily have scored himself. 'Si no llega al francés' said one parent, animatedly, 'a la puta calle' (If he misplaces the pass, he's out on his arse'), a point which echoes the postman's question to Cantona, 'What if you'd missed?' Well it probably wouldn't have mattered, because the intent would have been lauded and the Frenchman's reputation was of such standing with the Man Utd fans that it would simply not have registered as a problem.

Guti, on the other hand, was staking it all on a split-second decision, and one that was not entirely sensible. Madrid were only leading 1-0, in a game where they were attempting to stay on Barça's coat-tails, the Catalans having won at Sporting an hour earlier in the evening. They were nervous, for good reason. An eight-point gap would have begun to look unassailable, and besides, the runes were against Madrid. They hadn't won there in eighteen years, amazingly enough. Even Raúl had never tasted victory in the Riazor, due, most probably, to the meigas, a weird Galician concept vaguely meaning 'witches' but a superstition written firmly into the rainy and windswept culture up there. The meigas apparently had it in for Madrid, and had even travelled down to the capital on their broomsticks in 2002 to help Depor beat them in their stadium in the King's Cup Final and ruin their centenary, one among various slights over the years. So when Benzema received the ball, more in shock than in expectation, one had to also marvel at his coolness. Not even breaking stride, he swept the ball low into the net with the defence in wonderful disarray.

No-one really runs to congratulate him, since all the plaudits are for the maker. 'You have to trust your team-mates', dixit Cantona. What did he mean? You have to trust them to forgive you? I'm not sure, but I hope that's what he meant. That's a great quotation for sport, a wonderful definition of the team ethic. But the players were just knocked out by the goal. You could see it in their reaction. This was probably because Guti didn't seem to look back at any point in the move.

The whole thing unfolds as Kaká receives the ball out in space on the left, and turns inside for support. Guti makes a sudden dart from an advanced position into the centre-forward's space and pulls away to the right, so that Kaka´s pass releases him into a one-on-one with Aranzubia, Depor's goalie. Aranzubia moves out slightly to confront Guti, and you could argue that he has the angle covered. To Guti's left, a defender is charging in. But all it needs, surely, is a little side-footed shot to the keeper´s right, into the bottom right-hand corner. Then, without apparently having seen Benzema back on the edge of the area, Guti effects the famous pass, and the book of football's aesthetic high moments has a new entry.

I've watched it dozens of times now, and Guti doesn't seem to look back at any point, only after the back-heel. But as with all gifted players, he must have been aware of the Frenchman moving forward before, when he himself first made the run into space. But he takes a mighty risk. His team went on to win 3-1 in a consummate performance in which Xabi Alonso, Alvaro Arbeloa and even Sergio Ramos (despite giving away a penalty) were outstanding.

The only thing that remains to work out is the identity of the person portrayed on Guti's left-arm tattoo. As he fists the night sky, it looks like it might be Che Guevara or his current girlfriend. Not sure. And it remains interesting to note that Guti can apparently pick out a fellow player without even seeing him, and yet go out with a transvestite for a fortnight and not even notice. Men eh?

P.S. - arsenal pls beat chelsea next week. thanks.

New Member

2010-01-27T08:48:00.000+08:00

Just a quick post dedicated to my dear sister.

I know she reads this blog so big upz kak on the birth of your son!

His name's Mateen Rusmananda.

Nama style, muka cina habis.

Not for a purple heart, but just because.

2010-01-23T11:33:00.005+08:00

I'm sure all of you has heard of the catastrophes that have ravaged Haiti in the past weeks. UN reports have it that the quake killed at least 75,000 and injured a further 250,000. Relief efforts are underway and if I'm not wrong, the country requires USD$300 million to restore the basic amenities such as utilities on top of building homes.

To begin, I saw somewhere that Barca have donated 10x more than the Sg government to the relief efforts. Rather than focus on the negatives within that line(esp since there are ways to help other than financially like provision of manpower and healthcare), I think it is very commendable what Barca and separately Thierry Henry has done. I have always privately admired Barca for their choice of jersey 'ornament'.

Barca has a five-year collaborative agreement with Unicef(since 2005) that sees Barcelona not only sport the children's charity's banner on its shirts, but also contribute just over £1m to its humanitarian projects each year. This in comparison to the capitalistic nature with regard to how clubs are run these days.

Back to Haiti, and actually the point of this post, I think if everyone donates $10 to the relief efforts, we can make a huge impact on rebuilding Haiti. This is one of those instances where the adage "Every little thing matters" is apt. $10 would be the cost of a movie, pack of cigarettes, a round of drinks or even a trip to Macs for some. I'm sure it's a small sacrifice to be part of a massive effort. I've included links to a few avenues through which you can do your part.

Undoubtedly, I'm sure many of you have done your part for the relief efforts before reading this post. Big ups to you. Really.

I think it's not about joining some facebook group or wearing some T-shirt which has no effect on these efforts. If it helps spread the message, fair enough. If it's just about being cool and to assuage your moral conscience, then ok lah good for you.

Just do it. Not because of what it may make you seem to be, but because it's the right thing to do.

http://www.redcross.org.sg/make-a-donation-1.phtml

http://www.icrc.org/eng

http://www.supportunicef.org/site/pp.asp?c=9fLEJSOALpE&b=1023561

https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/SSLPage.aspx?pid=197&hbc=1?ref=main-menu

http://www.worldvision.org.sg/CF-General.php?catID=18

Only Too Obvious

2010-01-21T13:52:00.004+08:00

first and foremost, good post shazzu.. call me biased but i have always shared the writer's feelings about muslims/malays in positions of power. i mean i'm not that well-versed in the political scene in malaysia but the common man can see their short-comings, and sad to say most of the problems stem from the poor judgement, and more importantly the LAZINESS of these leaders. but hey that's malaysia right. that said, those who know me will know that i have NOTHING against the country and its people, just the kind of leadership they have.

and even more sad to say, this is evident in singapore also. yes, we have a 'cleaner' government but this point brought up by shazzu's post is still evident among the malays/muslims in power in singapore. not those particularly in the government because any 'slackness' or corruption would surely spell the end of their career and possibly lives. but i'm talking about those in MUIS, AMP, Syariah Court etc. cut to the chase here's a story shared by someone i know. don't know him that well (fellow rider) but i have met him and spoke to him before la. this is what he shared on a forum.

Syariah Court Injustice!!

Hi all,
I would like to share my grievance with all of you stompers.I dont belive in Justice anymore especially in SYARIAH Court. Suddenly I feel ashamed with the malay community in its rigid decision. Here how it goes.

My father had an accident at work and to make matters worse, he had a stroke. Obviously, the next person that supposed to take care of him is my mum (my ex mum i cut off my relationship with her) only managed to take care of him for almost a year before she had a fling with another guy. That is not the end of the story, when my dad file for a divorce, with sufficient evidence in which we had the adulterous pair photographs presented to the court, the end result my dad lost and now we had to sell our flat in which the proceeds would be given 100% to that lady and my dad even need to fork inside his cpf account to contribute additional 20k to her. What is this? Now i am gonna be homeless because of this judgement. My intention to let the whole community know how rigid and unfair the malay community is. I am ashamed as the person whom broke up my family is a HAJ, whom suppose to be a religious person but manipulate my family. I need to support my family with a younger brother aged 16, a spastic sister and a dad whom had a stroke. I really hate to declare myself a malay anymore with this experience taught me that anyting happenned the guys would always be wrong. What is MUIS doing out there couldnt justify my grudge towards them. When we work we unknowingly bound to contribute few dollars to their community chest and this is what they gave me and my family. I am truly affected by this and my next step if possible i Wanna change my race and religion. At least i be more happier. Now i need to straighten my life, feed my family and i am only 24 yrs old this year. Haiz, if any people could suggest anything i am open with it. To me, as a malay husband we are at a losing end and i would think alot to marry because of this experience. There is no justice in the law and i think if my future wife were to leave me in future i would lose everything. So for those out there getting married, think again what a rigid judicial system we had in our syariah court. at the end of the day we would lose and let those adulterous pairs off. Now i understand why more and more gals out there asking for divorce as they know that even though they are in the wrong, this rigid system supports them.

upon reading this, i smsed him to offer some consolation and was told that they had to give up their house in 2 yrs. i mean this story may not have anything to do with what was in shazzu's post but i feel it has. i know there are good, humble, honest malay/muslims out there, in fact many. just these few in power. i've always felt they have this tendency to start to talk about others and criticise others when more attention should be paid to themselves, their own behaviour, attitude and actions. i think i've mentioned this to some of you guys before. got a bit of money, power only, complacency and pride sets in. suddenly can look down on fellow malay/muslims and criticise their actions and attitude. but i of course i maintain that NOT EVERYONE is like this, just unlucky for us that those who are like this happen to be in power and can change the lives of ordinary people like the fellow mentioned above.

of course what was shared above may have just been an isolated case but i just thought it would be good to share with you guys, since you know, we are not actually kids anymore. look at mizi and asrie and shazzu coming soon, bloody old la you guys.. haha. so yeah i would like to say i maintain my outlook or perspective on the group of people i mentioned above because i see it in this story, from personal experience, and from other experiences of people close to me. again sorry if what i've said have caused any grievance for anyone reading this. unlike a news article, this post does include my perspective and feelings. but i guess these are the only few rotten apples, it sure does not mean everyone is like that. i still know that there are many good people out there. i'm just sharing a story and what i see from all this.

hope everyone is adjusting well to the new semester. busy busy busy...

ADD ON:

to further add to the point.. here's a reply from another forum member about his experience.. i know this to be true as ridhwan kamsani has mentioned this to me before. some of you guys might know farhan kamsani (not related to sarap though), the re-slow-and-lousy hockey player. he tried to get financial aid for his poly education. single mum to take care of him, still cannot get. i won't elaborate the reason Mendaki gave for rejecting the financial aid but it is extremely extremely dumb dumb dumb... ok anyway here's the reply from the other guy..

Bro, what happened here is your typical judicial system using faith to manipulate its followers. I am blessed to be a Muslim with a decent qualification and a decent paying job. I too am pretty disappointed with the Malay community and how it is 'taken care of' by the various organisation.

I have worked with Mendaki for donkey years as a tutor to help the needy students to have a decent education. But I quit recently because I have experienced a situation that bluntly shows that it's direction in helping fellow Malay Community is pretty messed up.

That is no secret that the Malays have to pay around 4.50 bucks to this Mendaki Fund even though they didn't ask me permission, but its cool with me. Estimate that there is a million working Malays which makes up $4.5million per month. Ok, they should have a decent fund to help the Malays around.

Here's the thing. I have a younger sister who is a brilliant student. Been getting study bursaries ever since she was in Primary 1. My family is your average family without much luxury. We opted for a Mendaki study bursary for her to enter NTU which she was rejected. Not because she is stupid, but because our family is JAVANESE.

Go figure guys, we despite being Javanese have been contributing to the fund without much complain were rejected because of our race?!

Conversely, I know of a lady friend who is a Malay who been receiving pocket money from Mendaki monthly because her husband is a druggie and currently in prison. She has a job but insufficient to support her 3 kids.

This is how messed up the organisation is. It pays to be a social trash living on welfare. At least Mendaki will support you. As for promising individual, sorry, you are on your own. As for my sis, she got willing bursaries from CDAC, Lee Foundation and NTU Study Bursary.

Damn you Mendaki Fund! Give my $4.00 back!!!
You can keep the 50cents...Some good-for-nothing druggie may need it!

food for thought..

Saw this online. Worth a read.

2010-01-20T22:17:00.002+08:00

Ok disclaimer first.

The article in no way reflects the opinions of the group or any specific individual within the group. Anyone who derives insult or feels aggrieved by the following should realise, it is just an article. What one draws from it is a reflection of one's own inner views.

MUSINGS
By MARINA MAHATHIR

Following the ‘Allah’ court ruling, many ordinary folks reached out to each other in peace despite differences in opinion.

ANDRE Malraux, the French writer and statesman, once said that “the first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved, without courting love. To be loved without ‘playing up’ to anyone, even to himself ”.

My interpretation is that a good leader is one who doesn’t sit around trying to find ways for people to love him or her but does the right thing for his country and people and hope they will see the justification for it, and eventually love him or her.

That may not take place in his or her lifetime. But, as they say, history will be the judge.

In the last two weeks or so, what we have seen is a leadership that has only been interested in courting love and playing up to people.

Nothing could have been so blatant in catering to an unruly crowd than the permission to hold demos against a court decision.

What sort of justice system do we have if anyone can disrespect court decisions by holding demos against them? There are legal avenues to pursue: why do we not educate people to do just that?

Some of the explanations are just disingenuous.

To say that a ban is necessary as a “pre-emptive move to prevent violence” shows that either politicians think their people are natural hooligans or they know already that violence may be planned.

Indeed, not much violence apart from shouting and screaming happened. But even so, we hear no comment from our leaders on this type of behaviour.

After 52 years, is this considered acceptable?

These demos also occurred after the first church was attacked. Not only did our leaders take more than 24 hours to visit the site of the attack but they also issued no call to cancel demos for propriety’s sake.

Indeed, one demonstrator even went so far as to call for churches to be burnt! Not a word was heard about that from our leaders.

It was the public itself who were more sensible. Not only did they refuse to participate in the demos, even if they may have been unhappy about the ruling, but at one mosque, they actively tried to dissuade anyone from joining any call to demonstrate.

Individuals went on their own to console church leaders and reassured them that they or their premises would not be harmed.

Islamic NGOs offered to guard the churches, although it’s hard to forget that they are also the ones, who had raised the temperature around the issue.

Thus far, no government leader has straightforwardly said that not only is the burning of any house of worship against the law, but it is also un-Islamic.

Some people have said that this would mean accusing Muslims of conducting the attacks when nobody is sure yet who they are.

In which case, there can be no greater priority for the police than to catch the perpetrators, if only to clear the names of the race and religion.

It has been the ordinary people again who have reached out in peace towards each other, determined that despite differences of opinion, they want to see our country remain peaceful and stable.

Thus young people connected via social media organised, within a very short space of time, a peace offering project to tell people that “everything’s gonna be alright”, discrediting a government minister’s warning that social media does very little good.

Others wrote peace messages on ribbons. One young singer was moved to write and record a beautiful song because she was so distressed by what was happening.

The peace-builders are ordinary citizens who are refusing to be taken in by political games.

Sadly, it is clear that there are too few of our leaders engaged in building peace among our people, but they are in fact more interested in keeping us divided.

Even such peace offerings seem more divisive, giving rights to some and not to others. There can never be peace without equality. Just ask the Palestinians.

Ultimately, it is a question of education. This whole sad episode only highlights the many gaps in our knowledge.

Not only do we know so little about the world, we don’t even know much about our fellow citizens across the sea in east Malaysia. Neither do we know much about each other’s religions.

The reason we have had relatively little violence is because the non-Muslim community has leadership that insisted that they turn the other cheek and pray instead.

Can we trust in the Muslim leadership to do the same if the shoe was on the other foot?

Or are we like Adolf Hitler who said, “What luck for rulers that men do not think?.”

Emo Side Coming Out

2010-01-16T15:23:00.006+08:00

In light of what has happened the past few months or is going to happen in the coming months, this are some of the things i would associate with the people that matters to me:

1)You are still the most sensible one.
2)Please grow up and wake up your freaking ideas bastard.
3)Wishing you the best of luck as you embark on a new journey soon.
4)Wish i had known you earlier together with everybody else.
5)Kau tetap lah paling handsome out of all the mats.
6)Bila mahu kahwin gang.
7)You have got to learn to project your voice in the coming year.
8)You being far away from the rest of the mats would hopefully not strain the brotherhood and any other relationships that you have.
9)Hope you recover soon from your unfortunate accident.
10)Perut have to cut down man.
11)Glad that you have changed for the better. Seeing a more serious side of you finally.
12)Sometimes you surprise me with your remarks. Especially that time at arab st.
13)Hope that you be strong and move on.
14)Glad that you are enjoying yourself and slowly immersing yourself into a new environment.
15)What were you thinking when you decided to do that? But i guess we all have different opinions.
16)You never fail to make us laugh one way or another.
17)Please do not be so hard on others. Need to learn to be a relaxed,cheerful,accepting person.
18)Glad that you are back man.

Our names and their meanings...

2010-01-16T13:27:00.006+08:00

Was looking at some random website(http://www.kabalarians.com)online that apparently analyses names...

1)Hairul/Khairul:
Your name of Hairul indicates you are a very capable, systematic, and thorough person with talents for mechanics, accounting, computers, teaching, law, construction, and similar field.

You plan ahead, giving careful consideration to detail.

Because of your efficiency you attract a great deal of responsibility, and you are inclined to worry excessively and become too involved in details out of proportion to their importance.

You resist change until you have examined an idea in detail and all facts fall into place for you.

Although the name Hairul creates the urge to be both logical and technical, we emphasize that it causes a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know." This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the elimination system, worry and mental tension.

2)Rahmat:
* Your name of Rahmat creates an idealistic, sensitive nature and a desire for culture and the refinements of life.

* You would work best in a relaxed environment at tasks involving writing, mathematical, or analytical skills that require concentration.

* You appear calm to others, but at times you suffer inwardly with nervous tension.

* You can find it difficult to express your deeper thoughts and feelings verbally.

* It is much more natural for you to express your deeper thoughts in writing.

* A lack of positivity and confidence is a source of difficulty in making decisions in business dealings.

* Although the name Rahmat creates the urge to understand others, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.

* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, heart, lungs and bronchial area.

3)Aidil:
* The first name of Aidil creates a shrewd, aggressive, business nature, intent on personal gain.

* The desires for independence and financial success have been strong motivating forces from early in your life.

* You are capable of logical and analytical thinking along practical business lines, and could excel in financial fields, law, or politics.

* Your judgment is seldom swayed through your feelings.

* Although the name Aidil creates the urge to be a leader and organizer, we stress that it causes a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities.

* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and tension or accidents to the head.

4)Ridzuan:
* Your first name of Ridzuan has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a while.

* Although you are attracted to technical, mechanical, scientific fields, you lack the patience to follow through with this interest.

* This name gives a certain amount of practicality to your thinking; but there is also a tendency to scatter your efforts for, although you want system and order and stability in your life, you are too apt to be distracted from the job you are doing and to become involved in spontaneous interests.

* Although the name Ridzuan creates the urge to be both logical and technical, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature.

* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the elimination system, liver and bloodstream.

5)Shafik/Shafiq:
* The first name of Shafik creates an intense personal nature.

* Your feelings and emotional desires are strong and consequently you are an individual, determined, strong-willed person.

* Your creative nature and ambition drive you to pursue success to the extent that you jeopardize your personal well-being.

* There is a tendency for you to dominate others.

* You are too certain of yourself, and you are not open to the views of others or responsive to their desires or needs.

* Also, this name does not incorporate qualities that enable you to be diplomatic and to compromise.

* Although the name Shafik creates the urge to be creative and original, we point out that it causes an emotional intensity and a dominating nature that is hard to control.

* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and tension or accidents to the head.

6)Hadri:
Your first name of Hadri has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature.

Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature.

You have a rather skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards.

In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined.

You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression.

The name Hadri creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses centring in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

7)Hichael:
Your name of Hichael gives you self-assurance, independence, and confidence.

You have depth of mind and the ability to concentrate and to follow a line of thought to a logical conclusion.

Your love of challenging the concepts of others invariably leads you to create your own ideas and to pioneer new lines of thought.

Your strong characteristic of individuality qualifies you as a leader.

You must be independent and you do not brook interference in any way.

Although you do not tolerate interference in your own affairs, this characteristic does not prevent you from interfering in the affairs of others.

Although the name Hichael creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry, mental tension, and tension or accidents to the head.

8)A'srie and Tarmizi: Sorry couldn't retrieve anything with regards to your names because apparently its not inside their database.Some more both of you same birth dates.

9)Navin:
Your first name of Navin creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded.

You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others.

You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others.

You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities.

You like to be your own boss and you are capable of handling responsibilities for others.

Although the name Navin creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know." This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses or accidents to the head, worry and mental tension.

10)Faizal: The name of Faizal gives you the desire to meet and mix socially and to create congenial circumstances fo ........(Sorry zal, i only could check a limited number of names.Maybe you could visit the website if you are curious about the rest of the parts)

11)Tjoa and Jan: I couldn't check for the both of you too...Coz i went according to birth date and age.

And of course our legendary senior...

2010-01-14T01:42:00.004+08:00

A Happy 25th to A'srie!

Dah besar eh bang,,,

2010-01-14T01:24:00.005+08:00

A very Happy Birthday to the highlighted guy...
Hahah, sorry ah Mizi but this is the most recent one I could get.

Ok, Photo update hahah...

Baik hemsem...

24

2010-01-11T11:54:00.004+08:00

happy birthday matrep

Penang - Perlis - Cameron

2010-01-08T18:21:00.006+08:00

Hi this coming live from Alexandra FS. This post has been on hold since last yr, so what better time to finally post it up, since the blog is re-alive these days, I shall do my part. Here's some photos from my December tour up north to the 3 places.

Along the highway. In the background is the Meru Tunnel. this is somewhere in Perak. Immediately after this tunnel was one fcuking long left-hander, downhill, with a 50m cliff on your left. btw Helmet syonanto dok...

Posing for pics upon reaching the Penang Bridge. We took 9hrs to reach, including fuel stops, food stops, pee stops and lots of other stops. From left to right: Azhar White, ST11, wearing just skeletal armour . Johannes, V-Strom 1000, former national footballer same batch as Indra Shahdan and Ahmad Latep Seluar Pendek, until he got chronic injury. And Mat Noor, Fazer 1000, he... he.. ah nvm. Mat Noor.

Step mana punye hard rock hotel... we didnt stay here actually. Just happens tt our hotel was beside this newly built premise. Ceh premise eh.. but i think our hotel was nicer la...

While in Penang we stayed at Batu Ferrighi Resort. Its the northernmost part of Penang Island. Having a drink while swimming. 3 topless and 1 bottomless.

Next day we head further north to Perlis. Why Perlis? All because of this comedy Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak. Kecoh beb.. we watched the show during our last trip in June09 somewhere in KL, and they had the filming in a cave in Perlis. So we thought why not Perlis for the next trip. More pics.......

Mat Noor doing the incredible. Snapping shots while at 160kmh. Lesson learnt: dont wear waterproof jackets if you dont wanna look like a balloon. all the air will be trapped around your traps, making you Shrek. Ya ya i know im already big and heavy and it doesnt look any diff but so what i can run 2.4km in 10min can you hahahaha... and i finally had proper tyres for a 2000km trip.

Along the way we flashed through Kedah (Olubunmi Adigun!), and the view along the highway was nothing but green padi fields stretching waaayy beyond anything else. no surprises as Kedah produces the majority of rice in whole of Malaysia.

Perlis is, i think, the least known state among all, and maybe because its also the smallest (but singapore still smaller laa). Geographically, once you're in Perlis, you're somewhat in Thailand region also coz to the east of perlis is already, well Thailand! But Perlis is definitely the least modernised state... everything moves damn slow la. people, traffic, time... even the cows are slow to get off the road.

Took a cab down to Gua Kelam after settling down in the hotel. This was the location where they shot the film i mentioned tadi. Kelam means dark in English (i think). Kelam-kabut means like chaotic. So kabut means.... kabut has alot of meanings

Next day we went down to Cameron. I been to Cameron with 2 of these guys before, but for Johannesburg it was his first, and he wanted to ride through the famous twisty roads (pasir panjang gap x30).

the pasar malam in Cameron. dunno wtf that guy on the left doin in the pic la haha. when places like Cameron or Genting rain, they really rain.

Final photo stop before heading back to Singapore. Colmar Tropical, Bukit Tinggi. This hill is just beside Genting love actually...

All in all it was 1969km, starting from Gelang Patah. Best part is the toll fee; RM4.80 to and fro.

By the end of the trip, I was seriously considering a sports-tourer... coz while 3 of them were comfortably cruising, im struggling to hold my seating position for even an hour. fuckk man. but nvm lahh we see how first.. slowly slowly. you never know what you have until you lose it!

asrie, im waiting for you. jom balik kampong dok....

for frodo..

23 and still silent.

2009-12-30T07:41:00.001+08:00

... Happy 23rd Birthday Tjoa

After 23 years of weathering and erosion... presenting... Stone

2009-12-27T19:37:00.003+08:00

Baik Stone. Finally 23. Tjoa's turn.

Best Top Gear News Ever

2009-12-19T18:21:00.002+08:00

Got this from the latest season and episode. I don't know why but I think their nonsense very much similar to us...

Tuas Race Round 05

2009-12-17T00:15:00.003+08:00

this round was even more exciting for me and the other supermoto event for the expert riders. better turn out hence, there was one race for novice and another for expert. some spectacular crashes (in expert race 2) and being hounded by 2 bikes (less than a second behind) for all 12 laps for me in the final race. plus my left wrist was sprained from a high side fall during qualifying. speechless. finished 6th again. satisfied.

mind the video, that was taken for the rider who finished 5th ON A STOCK DRZ. insane, he got 2nd in the first heat behind the aprillia sxv. so you wouldn't be able to see much of me as i was about 15 seconds behind the leading group of the top 5 riders. but you can see the 2 bikes sticking to my ass the whole race. stress. ok enough talking, enjoy the pics.

Disclaimer

2009-12-13T17:32:00.001+08:00

The hichael's on the tag board are not me. Thanks. I think if I'm gonna say anything I'll just make a proper post.

What in the Blue Hell...

2009-12-06T20:57:00.001+08:00

One of the Best Parties of ALL TIME!

2009-12-05T14:43:00.003+08:00

Sorry geng, ni wireless SG ader sikit lembap so I'ma gonna make this post real simple. And sorry Mike for offsetting your post, I'll re-shuffle this below after the gig.

Ok, real simple; Party at Blu Jaz tonight. Starts at 6pm with Live Bands on the 1st Floor till 9pm and after that move on upstairs to the 2nd floor till 3am. I'll be playing house/hip-hop remixes from 11pm to midnight. If ya'll be getting lost, call my phone. UPz.

P.S. Itu poster nyer stars in the background macam pernah lihat... tetapi dimana yaaa...

Desaru Road Trip, January 09

2009-12-04T13:14:00.002+08:00

ok another post.. one day in January this year, me, aestee, hadri and a'srie decided to go for an impromptu road trip to desaru. the initial plan was to camp at the beach and rough it out. haha so here goes.

there was these 2

and these 2

ok I didn't have any pictures of the journey there. sorry. a'srie was the navigator. who didn't do much. while I was sitting at the back having a fever. how random is that. we set off really early in the morning like around 5am. so the roads were empty. the way to desaru was simple enough, going along the small trunk roads in malaysia.

along the way of course hadri brought along his jiwang mat rock play list. and we all sang throughout, damn fun la. I mean I never heard some of the songs before but just sing only. whack. some more got a'srie with his original lyrics.

so then we reached the beach around 8 or 9am I think. and it was already packed with families having picnic and all. parked the car and unloaded the tent that I brought. one thing we realized was the wind. it was damn bloody strong. nice, so makes it easier to pitch the tent. a'srie and hadri having had a ton of experience pitching tents, couldn't really help me. haha we used everything from rocks to coconuts to try to secure the tent while I was trying to pitch it. tough I tell you in those conditions. but in the end we did. straight away go in to get some rest.

no surprises as to who dozed off first

then the rest followed

I was tired from the tent pitching plus a fever

so then we woke up after about a couple of hours. when we stepped out it was even more packed with ppl la. really so many. our tent was practically surrounded by families. and the wind don't need to say, was even stronger, our tent was almost ripped off the ground if not for us sleeping inside.

then we realised, sial la.. if we wanna camp, how about toilets and showering? cuz the toilets were packed and by now already very very dirty. seriously tak boleh dok... too much to handle. so we went to a nearby resort to try our luck. lo and behold there were vacancies. nasib baik. forgot what the resort was called but it was quite nice ah. checked in and rested some more.

dah bangun bang...

hadri doing a little dance all ready to hit the beach

dalam bilik pun kena pakai sunglass

this is so random

so the 3 of them went out for some fun. I had to rest cuz my fever was too terok. so I stayed in the room.

woohoo guess who

cukup la tu...

in the water still can smile

flexing the muscles there..

a view of the pool

and right in front of our resort was the beach. the waves were huge enough to do some small board surfing (forgot what the correct word for it is). but of course must pose for some emo momo sissoko shots.

handsome eh this guy

with the rented equipment from the resort

all ready to hit the waves

but in the end kena hit by the waves

as you can clearly see here

back from the beach

just woke up still having fever

then at night we decided to go for some fire-fly boat ride where they bring you along some dark river at night on a boat to see fire-flies. we thought it'll be interesting but in the end nothing much. I mean I've seen fire-flies before la but they were a lot more along the river. instead we started looking for other things like kak-pon along the river but was unsuccessful. so quite boring.

before the 'fire-fly cruise'

then at night we went out to some nearby makan place to eat. food as usual was shiok. rice with lauk. I was still not feeling well so went back to the room, ate a whole lot of panadol and rested. while the 3 of them went to the karaoke lounge in the resort. haha I wasn't there but I understood there was some funny shit going on, only no photos. will try to post a video of a'srie singing. then next day I was feeling better so decided to join in the beach fun..

expert swimmer don't need lifejacket

eh I thought don't need life jacket. note how shallow the water is.

and I ended up somewhere under the green board

battered and beaten by the waves

the waves didn't do my fever any good but what the hell

fun people

the pics do not do justice to how fun the trip was. it was impromptu and even the resort was so last minute. haha. damn fun. plus all the singing in the car. crazy man. hope to do it again. like faizal suggested, a malaysian road trip will be fun.

Tuas Race Round 04

2009-12-04T12:03:00.003+08:00

ok since I have a bit of time today and my new laptop allows me to post on blogger, i shall inject some content into the blog ah.. so on 14-15 November I took part in the Supermoto race at Tuas track. It was already the 4th race of the season but what the hell, I wanna experience so just take part. It was my first time among a group of seasoned lacers. How like that..

here's the machine. safe to say it did its job ah. power.

and the rider. the main shortcoming between the 2.
and oh yes, my mechanic for the day on the right.

nervous kaper...

instructed by a'srie to hydrate. you know how he is.
and yes that's my photographer for the day taking a break.
and thanks for taking all the photos.

my self-pasted race number. what to do I'm a budget privateer.

which is why i can't afford slicks like this. i wish..
i have tried and the difference in grip is, well, quite a lot..

waiting for the bangla to put on the transponder..
its the device that will record your lap times.

trying my best to concentrate. its very easy to forget where to brake etc.
some more I first-timer.

then my mechanic came to give some last minute advice.
eg. "when you start, wheelie and maintain that position throughout the race.
if you wanna overtake just bunny hop. sure can"
thanks bro.

really!! believe me!!

and then my timing board guy came. haha.

waiting for the other riders. they all look so fierce omg.
I obviously look like a first-timer.

let's roll out!! check out the aprillia sxv.

mechanic and timing board guy who forgot they had a rider on the track.

expert rider on expert rims. 3k only.

finished the sighting and warm-up laps. formed up.
all eyes on the 4 red lights, waiting to be turned off.
heart not pounding at all.

go! straight away kena from 2 ktm's behind me.
sorry, it was my first time doing a start.
haha, totally don't know how to do la.
I was still asking my friend how to do on the starting grid.

straight away the expert category riders pulled away.
they combined the novice and expert since there were too little riders.
<15 from both categories.

obviously novice.

being hounded by this ktm for most of the race before he fell.

novice category winner. this guy was as fast as the expert riders la. upz.

the 2 front runners dicing it out.

by this time the guy on the ktm fell already. I was just reminding myself not to fall..

come on last lap...

finally.. 12 laps = shagged

apparently my timing board guy used his hp to take my timings. thanks.

some of the exotic machines. ALL on slicks.
damn it should have rained that day.

so in the end I got 5th for the 1st heat and 6th for the 2nd heat. ok la, there were 12 riders in my category. and I improved my lap time by 2 seconds. I don't know how but it was just through pushing so hard to catch up with the guy in front or not wanting the guy behind to over take. I never knew I could brake so late in some of the turns. but really I was just a slow rider on a fast bike man, the fast guys are really.. fast.. but... slow never mind, look fast can already.

maybe I should have started earlier like the boys below.

when you watch them ride, you will understand why kids have no knowledge of fear.

this one some more. haiyo so cute man.

ok that's all. next race is on 12-13 December and most likely I'll be taking part. so Mizi, you say you wanna come down take photos right, you can check with a'srie how to get there la. there will be other races like cub chai and pocket bikes to take photos of. the other races are more fun to see imho.. haha.. ok next post will be my desaru road trip beginning of this year..

In case you all didn't already know

2009-11-30T23:24:00.002+08:00

yes most of the posts on the tag board is not me. been too busy with exams to post all that. haha just decided to post this in case anyone offended by what 'hichael' said. thanks and good luck for your remaining papers to those who still have! and i would be interested in the malaysia road trip if time and money permits. just not on bikes. both my bikes cannot make it, haha.

Haj

2009-11-18T03:27:00.003+08:00

My parents are going off to perform the Haj and they'll be leaving tmr noon. At first I thought, woo! 1 month of mega freedom, or at least maybe 2 weeks after exams of freedom. but then my dad explained rather ominously that the haj is a really dangerous event where every year people die from like getting trampled on or what not, cuz there are millions of people all in once city. and when he told us of bank accounts and responsibilities that needed to be taken over should anything happen to them over there, i was really shitting my pants.

now i'm not a religious person, and God would never answer a prayer from the likes of me, but i really pray that they get through safely and come back safe and sound. Lailah Juhari, that's my mom (the rendang goddess), and Donyada Juniwan (knights of cydonyada). if you can, spare an al-fatihah for them cuz supposedly that's a really powerful prayer though i don't know the full meaning of the verse myself. to those of you non muslims, perhaps have them in your thoughts even for a moment, and wish them a safe and uneventful trip.

thanks guys.

You gotta get (get) that (that) Dirt of Yo Shoulders

2009-11-15T19:49:00.001+08:00

My song of the moment... Mad mash up.

If only hotel room service was like this..

2009-11-13T17:47:00.000+08:00

Fuck my life? Fuck off!

2009-11-13T01:40:00.002+08:00

There's been an increase in the usage Fuck My Life, or FML in short, and it irritates me. I don't know why also, but I just think its due to various people I meet who have absolutely nothing better to do than complain. School, work, blah blah blah..

I think at the end of the day, you're in Singapore. Many would die to be part of our social structure. Be grateful. There's just this lack of gratitude for what we are blessed with. Have we really become a society that knows only to carp?

Of course, I'm not saying everyone's like that. Just an enough few to make negativity resonate in the air. So... If you need any reminding of why we're lucky people, just watch the video.

p.s I do realise this in itself is a complain/whinge. Life's just full of ironies.

What a Cool Video

2009-11-11T13:55:00.002+08:00

this is stop-motion at its best. awesome.

Talent

2009-10-31T17:13:00.003+08:00

Donation of Books

2009-10-25T19:53:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, Aidil and myself will be heading down to India come this december together with the Young Sikhs Association where we will be doing some overseas CIP programme. We will be setting up a library-cum-computer centre(tentative) for a primary school in the Gurdaspur region. As such, we are looking for a donation of old,unwanted but usable books/reading materials for primary school kids. Stuffs like Enid Blyton or those fairytale story books like Cinderella should do. Initially i thought Readers Digest would be alright but my group leader feels that such books are not appropriate for primary school kids. So if any of you guys have any old, children's books that you do not want anymore then why not just donate to us. If you do have, please give Aidil(94234891) or myself(81639456) a call. We will drop by your place to pick it up.
Thank you so much.

PS:If any of you guys wanna drop by my place later to watch the liv-man u game then do tell..

Rock Lobster!

2009-10-25T05:06:00.006+08:00

Ok since there's been a flury of posts recently, I'm gonna post again. As some of you might know, for the longest time I have not changed my handphone ringtone. Some of you might have heard it before it goes something like "We were at the beach! Everybody had, matching towels! Somebody went, under a dock, and there they saw, a rock! But it wasn't a rock! It was a rock, LOBSTER!!"

Yeah ok the one that I have is sung by Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Little did i know, it was an actual song!! And guess what? its no.146 in the Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs of All Time (wiki link for this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Stone%27s_500_Greatest_Songs_of_All_Time). So then I decided to see whether they had the song on youtube. Turns out that they had a music video. And its so retarded haha. Enjoy.

Rock Lobster by the B52s

If you don't feel like watchin the video, at least skip to 2:37 and watch the lead singer. Haha. Fucking hilarious. How this song made it into the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time list I will never know.

Rock Lobster by Peter Griffin

In my opinion this "acoustic version" is much nicer la. The riff is so nice.

So anyways, hopefully this post makes those people who visit the site every few hours for updates to see the same old posts (this includes me) feel better because there's something new to see. So next time you go the beach, go under the dock and see whether there are any rock lobsters mistaken for rocks.

TMR! MAN U VS. LIVERPOOL! Place your bets!

FUCK ALL PREVIOUS POSTS.

2009-10-18T03:25:00.001+08:00

this takes the cake.

ok fuck the last post this one is 100 times funnier

2009-10-16T23:21:00.001+08:00

i was laughing so hard at this la. it reminds me of when me and hichael extrapolate stories to ridiculous lengths

Shit Ass Pet Fuckers

Check This Out!!

2009-10-16T21:52:00.002+08:00

i was randomly surfing through facebook videos when i came across this on youtube. i think we totally can relate to this guy's humour. haha. check out 1:39 when he makes fun of "cool" people. haha fucking sounds like us la. This guy's name is louis CK or something like that

Baik Gilz

2009-10-14T10:17:00.001+08:00

awesome tune. as in i'm really talking about the song. although there is totally nothing wrong with the video. :) thanks to Val for introducing this song to me. better give credit if not confirm kena.

Transfer

2009-10-13T11:54:00.000+08:00

Hadri Hashim
POSB Savings
057-50599-0

JRPH 2009 Update

2009-10-08T13:07:00.004+08:00

ok now transport settled. we have 1 x 10ft lorry thanks to hadri and 1 x estima from val. will easily fit everyone. now some of us were re-thinking the route for saturday. but first lets confirm the attendees for saturday ok...

not attending at all
1. timun khai bapak-ayam-changed-man-had-it-easy-his-whole-life

joining later on
1. shafik tan
2. shazzu

ok for these 2 i need to know a more exact time you guys can join us. let me know for better planning of route. cuz need to know where and when to pick you guys up. fiq try not to use your own car ah, keep it to 2 vehicles for better team bondage.

rugby mega-stars that need to play a match
1. asrie
2. wan not-sarap

pls let me know again what time you guys need to be at yck and what time we can pick you up again. iirc its 430pm at yck??? confirm with me pls...

attendees (means you will be there all the way)
1. hichael
2. aidil
3. mizi
4. rahmat
5. stone
6. faizal
7. hadri
8. jan
9. val (don forget to bring the estima)
10. alex
11. tjoa
12. sarap
13. syah

pls forgive me if i missed anyone out. so maximum strength at any time would be 17.

now as for the route we were thinking of starting in the west to facilitate pickup/dropoff of the 'join later on' ppl and 'rugby mega-stars'. so here's my proposition.

start in the west at the usual place --> rahmat's then attack most of the houses in the west. ok west siders (jurong to clementi), if your house is not available in the morning to early afternoon (9am-1pm) we can circle back at night also. no issue. cuz we'll end in the west. cuz its better to divide the west side houses half in the morning and half at night. don worry i'll explain. hopefully we can pick shafik up in this phase of the operation?? fik let me know.

then we'll go to central --> shazzu's place. hopefully we can pick you up as we visit you ard 2pm?? then then then..

rugby mega-stars drop off at yck --> ok this phase is quite flexible. depends what time this phase starts. can permutate around these events mentioned below. NOT IN ORDER.
a) syah - punggol
b) yck dropoff
c) tjoa - eunos
d) yck pickup
e) jan tampines
f) mine pasir ris
hopefully we can finish this phase around 8PM??

back to west --> (9pm onwards) finish up the unvisited west side houses and end at hadri's. any concerns, objections and complaints pls voice out here. you don't open your mouth nobody will know. haha.

so i guess starting off ppl like me will go to had's park my bike and hop on the lorry. unless its convenient for you to go public straight to rahmat's. this part you all pandai2 eh. timings given above are my best estimates so yah. can can can?

Jalan Raya Paling Happening 2009

2009-10-07T13:26:00.002+08:00

So gentleman, I managed to book a 10 footer Isuzu lorry from Yew Tee Autos located at Yew Tee Industrial Area just behind my house.
We have to get the weekend package which is $150 for 3 days (Friday Saturday and Sunday) and we'll have to return the lorry on Monday.
I'll be picking it up on Friday after solat with either my dad, sister or brother in law.

So since this is the case, on Saturday morn driver and riders can choose to park their vehicles at my place den we'll hop on the lorry together and make our way to syah's.

I managed to borrow some money to pay for the vehicle first.
We'll settle individual payments on the day itself.

And definately Big Ups to Val for the estima!!

Chicken Nut Bread!

2009-10-07T12:57:00.028+08:00

Firstly, a BIG Upz to those who r organising this year's JRPH but im sad to say that i dun think tt ill be able to make it as ill be at a major Hari Raya event at Telok Blangah. However, ill certainly join u all if it extends to e next day.

Next, a belated Hari Raya Eidulfitri to all LCBVers (mana yg hidup ataupun telah mati). Maaf Lahir and batin...

Ok guys, some of u might have seen my mms regarding this and for the e benefit of others, ill just post it. LEAHCIH posted two videos on sept 11 and e one which amuse me more was this one...

So, I was with Sarah last nite at simpang and we headed to Tang Tea for dim sum. As we walked towards the seating area which is along the road side, i came across a familiar face. Sumone whom ive seen his video for many many times and even tried to mimic him.

But at tt time i wasnt sure, so i wanted to have a good look to see if it was e right person. So i "Persuade-ing" myself by try calling him through his more porpular name, "VICKY!" And guess what, tt fellar actually turned and smiled lah. At this point, Sarah was not too happy to what im doing but it was for e fun i guess. But i didnt stop there.

I actually went up to him to ask if he is e Vicky guy on youtube and asked if i could take a pict with him (NOT Gay). On top of that, i actually spread e word about LCBV to him and his frens. So if ur reading this Khai, this post is dedicated to u. Cheers mate.

Initiative

2009-10-06T05:51:00.003+08:00

Big Ups to mike, shafik and those worth honourable mention for taking the lead in organising JRPH 2009.
Since indeed i am technically on short holiday, i'll try and help out to the best of my ability since I know korang semua busy with school.

Lorry wise, we'll just follow the JRPH 2007 procedures. Same company and hopefully use my sister's license again. I'll prolly pop by the place tomorrow and check availability and make a reservation if possible. As mentioned by wankles, we might need some financial assitance with the deposit (shafik or wankles recall by any chance how much it was the last time?)

Now for support vehicle, I'll try asking my parents tomorrow if we can use their car but chances are slim cos they are gonna be jalaning raya too.

ANYONE ELSE CARE TO OFFER THEIR VEHICLE FOR JRPH!?

Worst case scenario, we'll have to rent a CAR as well which would be approximately $50-$80 but i think the issue of grave financial concern here is going to be the cost of gassing up the car (unless we rent a commercial van that runs on diesel).

Also, Fik-O, I hope your dad goes through the op successfully and I wish him a speedy recovery.

One last thing, Nisa suggested we have a Karaoke session this Friday night. Those who are keen kindly text me.

Btw this is farking random but I find this song very motivating.

JRPH-Kiwak 2009 (Updated)

2009-10-02T12:29:00.004+08:00

ok guys i think we need to address this nagging issue of the arrangement of JRPH.. short and sharp cuz i'm FUCKING retyping this shit from scratch cuz fucking blogger just deleted every single word i typed. fucking cheebye save the blank draft some more. FUCK YOU. ok 2 things to consider.

1) route of advancement
i know most will prefer east to west since most of you guys live in the west. had can overnight at your place?? asking only.. so here goes..

1. syah - punggol (9am cuz you all will come at 10 anyways...)
2. hichael - pasir 'Ris Low'
3. jan - tampines
4. tjoa - eunos
5. shazzu - telok blangah
6. aidil - west coast
7. wan - teban
8. faizal - teban
9. asrie - j.west
10. sarap - j.west
11. stone - j.west
12. rahmat - j.west
13. timun - bukit timah
14. hadri - yew tee (can overnight?? pleeeaasseee...)

i think this is the best/fastest/shortest route already any suggestions pls sound out.

2. transport
ok here's the headache. issue is new lorry regulation require canopy must adhere to max passenger capacity. so here are my suggestions.

(a) rent 1 x lorry WITH canopy plus timun's van - best option to me. max 'togetherness' and can fit everyone. or maybe can rent another van like timun's??
(b) rent 1 x lorry WITH canopy plus 1 or 2 cars - less 'togetherness'
(c) all cars - my least favourite cuz no togetherness and petrol re-cheap
(d) public - confirm kecoh dok but problem is time. confirm cannot cover all the houses.

my vote in order of preference. (a) -> (b) -> (d) -> (c). togetherness important la.

add on: ok since shafik has already clarified that the requirement right now is only the side handlebars, anyone has contacts for lorry rental? of course we'll have to make sure its the 'approved' one la..

add on (2): updated the house visiting list. now i need anyone who has a contact for lorry rental since that night some of us have decided that renting one lorry and trying to get 1 mpv (from anyone of us) is the best and most economical solution. so if can pls help contribute. i'll try to find if i have the time ah but i have 2 midterms and 1 project deadline this week. not busy. thanks eh. lets make this happen.

Champion of the World.

2009-10-01T17:45:00.004+08:00

I can't risk this being missed if I put it on the tagboard. Guys check this out PLEASE.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/entertainment/6129799/miss-singapore-world-resigns-after-lingerie-fraud/

As if speaking terrible English, looking ugly and getting verbosally demolished by Hichael wasn't enough, she did this too. The judges better go and jump right now. Misjudge of character would be the understatement of the millenium.

And another thing, I was logging into facebook, and for some reason sometimes the browser changes the language its in, in my case, it was in Bahasa Melayu. So when I clicked it to change it to English, guess what I saw as one of the language options.

English upside down??? Huh????!

The Next Up and Cumming Korean Girl Band

2009-09-29T23:21:00.003+08:00

Brown Eyed Girls... the one with short hair wearing hot shorts is not bad...and their dances NOT suggestive at all...The pants that they are wearing is damn nice lah...makes u think u can see their C***L TOE...i think you guys will know what that is..

Crackations.

2009-09-29T19:09:00.001+08:00

John Carpenter: Who Wants to be a Millionaire Winner

New perspectives to Beatboxing

2009-09-23T23:46:00.002+08:00

Mike's post of Beardyman reminded me of Nathan 'Flutebox' Lee.
Both did a show together for Google London. Check it out.

One of THE Coolest Youtube Videos I've Seen in Awhile...

2009-09-23T14:41:00.001+08:00

personally i think this guy's a genius...

Fyt, Fyt, Fyt, Fristajlo!

2009-09-21T00:07:00.002+08:00

For our members and readers who missed this post the first time. The night out with a few of the guys reignited our love for Kazakh Idol contestant whom we all just know as the 'Waka waka mang guy'. Upz to him.

Audition with LYRICS!

Fristajlooo Village Remix!

Miss Singapore World 2009 - FAIL

2009-09-19T16:17:00.005+08:00

that video that you posted is indeed very moving. you can see on the kids' faces that to them that half fuck (pardon my french) KFC meal was a rare treat for them. yet we take these kinda luxuries for granted. tu lah, lain kali habis kan makanan, jangan tamak. jan has a point but the thing is most of the food we waste just goes wasted instead of feeding the hungry. ya i know i talk a lot but never do anything. i'll just start by not wasting my food k. hahaz. anyway fik aidil was saying we can also make a video of me and asrie scavenging unfinished fried wantan and char kuey at cahaya all those times. same theme also.

ok so that aside, i have to address another disturbing issue. Miss Singapore World 2009. in the words of jan, holy shit batman. what the hell happened here man. Her name Ris Low. wtf, you born in Paris ah? cibai la Pasir Ris also don't want you la. everytime i listen to her speak, i just think what an embarrassment.. but the judges that chose her to be the winner are an even greater embarrassment. who the hell were the judges? they probably had the brains and eyesight of the highly-compressed blobfish mentioned in jan's post. no distinction between grey and white matter, just crap. synapses also not firing. ish kesian. singapore singapore.. kentalan bolan la. i bet you guys will slap your foreheads when you watch the videos below. terrible is an understatement.

this is her original interview with subtitles added.

this was an edited version of her interview. haha cock.

mr brown having a dig at her. rahmat i think i speak for you when i say this is an insult to wondergirls. haha.

can you believe what she said in the interview about fashion??? what in the name of all that is holy and divine?!?! haha leopard and 'ze-pra' prints with khaki green. nabei chitot. and stop it with your "its all about me. its how i see myself" haha good cuz nobody else will care to know about you or look at you. plus i can't believe she actually "strutted" down orchard road in "bi-gi-ni" and jeans. what a freaking eyesore that would be. really brutal on the senses. i like the video which said "Too Late" when she said that she wanted to show that beauty has its own "purporrrssee" and something about not being bimbotic. jialat la. if looking at her is an eyesore, listening to her will make your ears bleed.

finally i would like deliver a msg to Ms Ris Low..

"Eh pompuan bila kau last kena rembat?!?!"

i know i'm damn harsh but hahaha what a satisfying post....

What We Take For Granted...

2009-09-18T00:12:00.003+08:00

This video was brought to my attention and its damn freaking sad lah...You guys should look at the video as a whole...not just the girl in yellow top...So the next time you cant finish your meals,think about these kids...And FYI its not some 'chicken nut bread' shit...:)People like hairul-anuar-timun-khai should take note of this coz apparently he hasn't been through any hardships and he had it easy all his life.

NORMAL crreatures

2009-09-17T02:39:00.007+08:00

I came across this album when I was reading some article about Obama quoting Lenin on http://english.pravda.ru. The cool thing about it is that these creatures actually exist!!! And some of them are extremely rare. These creatures look so strange that I thought putting the link up on the chatbox just did not do justice. I had to make a proper post about them. I know i promised to write about the Hockey Youth World Cup and The White Affair, but I don't have any pictures from those events so the posts might be dull without some colour. So I'd like to extend it to those of you who have the photos to post some shit about those events!
Anyways, back to this dude on the left. This is an Axolotl, a type of salamander. Fucking looks like its from another planet right??

This one over here is a Star-Nosed Mole. Yes it has a fucking star for a nose. Look at that la. Out of this world. And yet in it.

This is a Pink Fairy Armadillo, called so because of its pink colour. Eughhry pink. I don't know why its called a pink fairy armadillo but dude look at that. Not only does it look out of this world, but the ground makes it look like its on mars. Haha.

This is the Aye-Aye. It has fingers, and its middle finger is a lot longer than the rest of its fingers, so that he can flip you off,. Well if I'm not wrong they're actually for digging out insects from the bark of trees. As Hichael so astutely pointed out when he saw this, it looks just like Dobby from the Harry Potter series. Look at that la. I told Hichael that if I was on my bed in the middle of the night, and this thing crept up beside me and tapped my shoulder with his long middle finger, I might very well die of shock.

And last but most definitely not the least, the Blobfish. When I first saw this, I thought, holy shit batman, this thing got created on God's off day. Because I thought this hands down beats the rest as the most bizarre looking creature in the album, I thought I'd read up a little on this mofo on www.wikipedia.org. So it turns out that this guy can only be found deep, deep under the ocean near the seabed, where pressures are so high that gas bladders (e.g. lungs etc) would be too inefficient for use (and it also explains the appearance). But hey! That's not a problem for Mr/Ms. Blobfish over here! To float in the water near the seabed, its body is basically a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water, so that it can float above the seafloor without expending much energy swimming. As you can see from the picture, this dude is eughrry muscular, but once again, no problemo! It spends its life floating with its mouth open, eating edible things that happen to float around in front of it. Lepak-tions. Hope you enjoyed the post!

Photos Courtesy of http://english.pravda.ru

Ko Phangan for EOY trip.

2009-09-13T23:15:00.001+08:00

FULL MOON PARTY WHOOHOO. I've always been interested about it. What about it guys? Click on the picture to read about it if you don't already know what it is. Let me know whether you guys are interested.

Ubin X-Games 2009

2009-09-13T12:53:00.002+08:00

as you might already know, some of us went to ubin just before the fasting month started. me, val, amos, alex, a'srie and jan. (sorry '86 must put last) it was a good workout cycling in ubin and we were not helped by our fantastic bikes. like mine which decided to have an unnecessary adjustable seat after a harmless stunt and the chain omg NEVER came out at all. the slopes were fun, well at least the down slopes. the offroad sections were, well, bumpy. like i said the suspensions on our bikes were top-notch. and we found this 'freestyle park' on the mtb trail. so we decided to fool around there. i tried to cycle through this 'rock obstacle course' but i fell and was a bit winded. and i decided it was enough for me after i kena a face-plant from a stone bench earlier. but the rest were just getting started!! here's a couple of videos of our talented cyclist attempting the 'see-saw'....

Ubin August 09 - Val's Slomo from Hichael Abdullah on Vimeo.

Ubin August 09 - Jan from Hichael Abdullah on Vimeo.

the slow-mo fall by val was damn funny la.. btw a'srie was the first one to clear the 'see-saw'.. and then this val of course did not want to be out-done, tried again to clear. okok and he cleared it. offhand i can't remember whether jan cleared it in the end but he fell a lot. hehe. as usual amos was trying to capture the moment and the location cuz it was a nice place. me, well i laughed and took videos and laughed some more. and alex decided to be nuisance as demonstrated in one of the videos. good day with good people.

Charice's Version

2009-09-13T03:45:00.003+08:00

Jan i think your(step yours kapa)Lucie is much much prettier but im not the superficial type la although i think u r not the superficial type also(only asrie is superficial)...i think this Charice sounds much better. Watched her on Oprah the other day and she can sing other whitney houston songs as well..But then again this charice sounds a lot more like whitney whereas lucie, like what simon says, tries to sing the song in her own style..

Anyway another awesome day of BPL action. Seems like Manchester isn't really Arsenal's favourite place. Back to back games in Manchester hasn't really been that good and furthermore not helped by Adebayor scoring against his former employers and then running the full length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the arsenal supporters. That guy must really love the arsenal fans. Some more this Adebayor is bloody dirty, maliciously kicking out at Fabregas and Van Persie. You guys might be wondering why im like siding with arsenal right? Actually im not but i dont want to stir shit with the arsenal fans amongst us(except one). I think i have had enough of this 'rivalry' and maybe it's time we all grow up. And if only a football match were to last for a minute, then probably Spurs' perfect record for this season would still be intact.

I Love Lucie, & Karen

2009-09-12T19:52:00.003+08:00

Mega Ups for last night. Haven't laughed like that in a really long time.

Was just skimming through my facebook feeds, and I came across this video. This girl Lucie Jones was so cute and nervous. But then she started singing. Wow.

This Video, really tugs at the heartstrings. I mean, yeah she's hot but.. she's really more than that. Somehow I hope she finds the guy. Good luck Karen in raising the child, and finding the guy. Suddenly I really have an urge to go to Scandinavia

To a night so kekek... How could it be so kekek?

2009-09-12T14:09:00.003+08:00

The video doesn't do justice to everything we laughed about last night.
Wasn't as well-documented as when Mizi wanted to 'make his wait to Starbucks' to meet Shafik.

Chicken Nut Bread

2009-09-11T13:56:00.002+08:00

ok i was telling some of the guys yesterday about this youtube video that i found extremely hilarious. watching this made me giggle like a cock in the library. hahahah. made by this local mat. upz for you dude, you are hilarious. i mean the pinoy accent a lot of ppl can do la. but the 4 jokes that he made in the last part was damn funny. the last one especially.. "chicken nut bread..." haha the expression, priceless. here you go enjoy.

plus i found another video to dedicate to our dedicated traffic policemen. fueerrrgghh.. all those buff dudes in the video, haha hilarious. come to think about it.. wan i think you can be like them in about 10yrs time. simpan misai ajer..

Rantings of an Idle Mind

2009-09-08T17:14:00.005+08:00

Good day to all! To those of you who are fasting, hope that's going great. To those who aren't, hope your lives are going great too. To those who aren't and are supposed to, well.. Lets not get caught. Haha. For this post, I'm going to be "semangat" and attempt to caps every letter that requires caps-ing. But enough about that, I told my sister that I would post about our cemetery visit, and so I shall.

Last Sunday, my Mom made me and my sister Winni promise to go and visit the graves of those who have left us, namely, my late grandfather (the one from Bukit Panjang), both my Father's parents, my great-grandfather (my Bukit Panjang grandmother's father), and a family friend. I was dreading it not only because I thought it was going to be boring, but also because my uncle was scheduled to pick us up at 7am. Damn my nocturnal habits. That morning i ended up sleeping for an hour before having to leave the house. My youngest sister "escaped" because she had madrasah classes on Sunday mornings. So it was going to be me, Winni, my parents, my grandma and aunt from bukit panjang, and 2 other uncles.

On the way to pick my grandma and aunt up at bukit panjang, it started to rain cats and dogs (I stepped into a poodle! hur hur thanks Who's Line) so were like, damn, its gonna be super wet and muddy later at Lim Chu Kang. But I don't know how, when we finally reached, it didn't rain at all, the ground was moist at most, and the weather was so cooling. I thought to myself, wow how lucky. Couldn't help but think that somebody cleared the skies because of our really good intentions to pay our respects to our departed loved ones. Yup, emo stuff.

You know the saying if it ain't hard, then its not worth doing? Yeah its cheesy and cliche and youths nowadays would judge hard anyone who uses it in daily speech. However i secretly (well not so secret now) believe that it is so true. Especially during this fasting month, where we really have to abstain from certain pleasures. I'm not goin to name anyone, but yes, staying abstinent, not drinking, not smoking, some people I know are finding it really hard to abstain from them, and yet they still do. And that makes it a whole lot more meaningful than say someone who does not drink or smoke or have sex or masturbate and continues to do so during the fasting month. They wouldn't know how awesome it is to indulge in these vices (not that I'm advocating them), to them it'll just be another day in their lives. So to those of you who think you fall into these categories, mega ups to you guys, and I hope you continue to have the strength to last the whole way.

Having said all that, back to the story! Me and my sis were really sleepy because we are really never ever awake at 7-10am, but we still got up and went, and not just because our parents would bicker at us for pangseh-ing. In the end, it turned out to be quite a memorable experience.

First stop was my late grandfather. The air was cool and there was a sense of tranquility in the area, it was just so peaceful. No one said anything, but I'm pretty sure of what everyone was feeling; Man, this was a great man. Raised 5 disciplined children who know the value of hardwork, who were all taught so well in my opinion, to distinguish good from the bad, disciplined in religion, and fillial to him, even after his passing. He was strict and he would really hand it to them if they screwed up. He memorised the Quran. Yes that's right folks. He's got the whole book in his head. During kenduris, I know of no one who could lead the prayers as well as he did. He had everything memorised and he had such a unique sing-song way of reading verses with speed and accuracy, that no one in later generations could match. Nearing the end, when I was still living in Bukit Panjang, he always passed me money to buy Crunchie choc bars. Haha. I always remembered leaving to get them, and my grandma would lecture me and him for being retarded, and I'd go back, give the bar to him as well as his money, and tell him not to eat too much because its not healthy. When he was still strong enough, he used to buy those $2 curry puffs they sell from the mosque after friday prayers, and he'd eughrry eat them.

Some of us were praying, some were trimming the grass on the grave, and some were changing the white cloth on the grave stones (because the old ones from the previous visit was dirty from rain, etc). I joked about the stuff I mentioned above, about his buying curry puffs and never eating them, and his Crunchie bar cravings. We all chuckled while reminiscing. It was a really great moment, and I sort of made a mental snapshot of the moment, where everyone was smiling genuinely from their hearts, with a mutual sense of respect for the man. After sprinkling some flowers onto the grave, my aunt was saying that my grandfather was really happy that all of us came down to visit him, and offer prayers to him. She also said that, he's proud of us, something like, he can boast to the "people" in the adjacent graves about us. Haha. Even me and my sis, who, unfortunately are arrogant, logic and reason whores, grinned and honestly hoped that what she was saying was true.

This post is getting a little lengthy, so I'm gonna fast forward to the last grave we visited, that of my great grandfather. At first we had some difficulty finding the grave, we drove around in circles, with the only clue from my mom that "Its near a really big tree!!!". Yeah that narrows it down. At last we found it in a really cosy area with a nice, straight cement path that you reallly don't see often in graveyards, usually you just trudge along grass and mud. It was also a little hilly, so my grandma had a bit of trouble moving about (she isn't exactly those ninja aunties that hichael describes getting into trains finding seats). But because this was her father's grave, you could see she was determined. When we got there, she said she wanted to read Yaasin again for him (we all already did it once at my grandfather's grave, and it was supposed to be for all of the people we were visiting that day too), which I found, was really admirable of her. But I guess after all, he was her father. I don't remember much of this guy they call Wa Lakeh (I don't know how to translate this to English, probably like, a male elder, or like Ah Kong or something), but if my grandfather was Obi-Wan, this guy was Yoda. Extremely learnt in religion, and strict in his upbringing too.

Going back to the car from the last grave, I was thinking to myself, our parents are about 50+ now. They probably only have, if all goes well, 20+ years left. And that's not a long time my friend. We've already lived longer than that, and we of all people know how short it seems, how secondary school days in ACS, ACJC, all seemed as if they just happened yesterday. Somehow that outing made me realise that not only can we ever hope to pay our dues to our parents, we don't have much time left. Its given me some motivation in school, because I feel a stronger need now to try not to disappoint them. Hope this feeling lingers on for awhile, and I'm still on par with my tutorials, thankfullly. This is the only semester so far that I've been able to do this.

Well I guess that's pretty much it for this post. We always post funny things, I thought once in awhile we mix it up a little and have an emo post. Haha. I'd just like to end it of by saying that if we can just put in half the effort in life as our parents have in raising us naughty, troublesome children, we can hopefully be the person they hoped for us to be.

This is.. disturbing

2009-09-08T12:40:00.001+08:00

Top Ten Craziest Child Preachers

Nenek Keropok

2009-09-07T10:40:00.003+08:00

ok its been damn damn long since i posted anything. pls don't blame me cuz blogger website has been awesome, allowing me to post from home. as it is i'm posting this in school during tutorial. yes i'm paying attention. haha. anyway ups to jan for posting about all the things we did during the holidays, must say its been damn fun la. so many things that we did made it seem like the hols lasted damn long la. shiok.

so anyway recently i've acquired a new asset. chey asset kaper... its a husqvarna 06 510SMR.. been waiting patiently for this but it was worth it. registered in May 2007, this 2 year old machine has been extremely under-used by its previous owner (whom i know). imagine this, 2 years on the road and the mileage is 2700km. re-high, haha. and got it at a bargain from Mah Motor thanks to a friend who works there. only complaint is the new number plate cuz the previous owner retained his old number plate, FQ5B. anyone wanna buy the number for me? $3000 only. woohoo. so here we go, cam whoring my new ride.

Husqvarna 2006 510SMR

everything is mostly stock, but the power is raw and brutal.

ah fik, take note number eh.

slim like a super model. think i should get rid of the stock tail light and signals. slowly slowly.

view from the other side.

stock mirrors gotta go too. macam telivisyen.

btw yesterday while giving tuition to diana's cousin at her place. this nenek keropok came knocking on the door la! haha in broad daylight. honestly i didn't really want to look at her face. maner tau later she recognize me habis. damn random man. i guess all these nenek/makcik keropok are using the currently hot urban legend to drive their business. good luck ah she still has 2 more weeks of ramadhan to sell her keropok. ok tutorial dah nak habis. re-learned anything at all.

Best of Wedding Crashers.

2009-09-05T23:57:00.002+08:00

If you're lazy to watch the whole thing, which is lame, then at least watch 2:47. the stairs scene. my god its so funny. vince vaughn is the man

Weekly Video

2009-09-05T22:26:00.005+08:00

Eh Navin, this video and song is dedicated to you man...i know the song is kinda old but its Navin's favourite...Anyway enjoy yourself in Canada bro...For the rest of the LCBV crew, try not to watch this for the next two weeks ah..you know i know..just 15 more days before Mount Pinatu(ju)bo explodes..

Suzuki Starlight

2009-08-27T22:52:00.008+08:00

Sorry Fik to offset your post but today is so heart-warming that I have to post...

Today, the 27th of August 2009, D-Mob turned one year old. He's been a fantastic friend of mine ever since and hopefully for more years to come. Went through some troubles and had a lot of fun together. Seeing that its his first birthday, I decided to treat to a full glass of SPC 98 unleaded. Yea, not much of a present but I felt that I had to give him something after all the shit I put him through. Here's a bit of freestylin' (yea I know I suck at it - but ftw).

Lo and behold... what is this I see...
Could it be another lonely square root of 3?
Quietly he waltzes by,
With the plate number SBJ839.
Swiftly Silver, engine's a 1.5,
Suddenly my D-Mob came alive.
He dived straight to this new friend of his
And as I looked at the driver, it was pretty bliss
Liverpool Polo with a stripe of teal
Guess who was driving - it was Aidil!

Yeap, this was D-Mob's other birthday present, a younger brother whose name is Starlight! Yeah, he looks new and is considered to be D-Mob's younger brother but at the heart of it all... LAU CIAU beb! Kereta baru, Bau Baru, but plate no. 21 years old geng! Hahaha, UPz to Aidil and our new member Starlight. Now we got 2 Swifts in the crew! Amacam?! Who's next?!

Weekly Korean Video

2009-08-27T22:42:00.005+08:00

I think ill start posting (hopefully) nice korean videos on a weekly basis if you guys don't mind. Anyway the above group is 2PM which my sister is so crazy over especially Nichkhun(the one who sings before the 'now i'm crying...' part). Their dance is kinda cool also so enjoy.

Anyway iftar this sunday at far east, cahaya. Try to be there by 7pm latest becoz im afraid the aunty(the one that adores asrie-the-handsome and always gives us free you char kway whenever asrie-the-handsome comes)might give away our space if any of us comes late. Last i counted there are like 14 of us. And those who haven't given their orders please do so before sunday's break fast timing. Lastly, Sarap(yes that rubbish of a fellor) suggested that we each chip in about a dollar or so, so that we could also order like $15 worth of you char kway + fried wanton (can't keep expecting the aunty to give us free stuffs everytime we go there, we are like how old oready sialz). I hope all are in favour of this. Any objections then please do voice out.Thanks.

Hello

2009-08-24T07:27:00.005+08:00

Salamz and Ramadhan Mubarak!
Upz for Jan's post and his admirable efforts to keep the blog going.
Anyway last weekend I managed to catch my first international hockey match here in NZ between the NZ Black Sticks and Malaysia.
The first 2 games of the 5-game test match series, was played in my tiny town of Palmerston North.
First game malaysia kalah rabak rabak 3-0 but manage to draw 1-1 in the following game.
Anyway the stadium in my town is quite retarded cos the seating is limited to the bleaches which can barely accomodate 100 people or so I had to snap pics from wherever i was standing which is gay and kental.
So anyway gambar!

Baljit Singh.
I think this guy is Harjeet Singh's twin.
Seriously dia punya flicking, goreng and even the turban sebiji macam Harjeet.

This fella is phenomenal. Nama Faizal, tinggi pon macam Faizal. Subliminal Skills for an 18 year old man. During the first test he was being marked by Hayden Shaw which is NZ's veteran drag flicker and one of the most seniour black sticks and he stands at 6ft4inch. And this mat kampung still can goreng that giant garing-garing lah sial.

And I was having mad trouble selling my Super 4 then this kind Malaysian Mat rempit offered to switch his Subaru WRX for my S4. Of course I gladly accepted the offer. This mat is damn hardcore petrol-head and chucked heaps of aftermarket stuff so i thought it would be a pretty sweet deal.

So here goes my first MANUAL car (padahal aku masih belum ade lesen manual kakaka) turbo-charged, blow off valve, aftermarket shocks, dump pipe, exhaust blah blah blah...
I actually had to go through a gruelling 1-day driving course to learn how to drive a turbo cos apparently you can't drive it like a regular manual.

You're suppose to hold the biting point before applying accelerator and then u are suppose to maintain RPM at 4000 before FLOORING the accelerator (known as 'spooling') and switching gears before u hit red line to get the blow off valves going 'PPPPSSSSTTTTTTTT!'... macam kentut siak....

It also a 4WD so cornering is quite steam ah...

And this matrep removed the ABS so i feel much safer when i emergency brake...

One last piece of news.
My parents have generously given me the opportunity to come back for raya and my return date is entirely up to me so I was wondering if the planning comittee for JRPH 2009 could get the proposed dates up asap so aku bleh book ticket balik babe.

Sekian, terima kasih dan selamat berpuasa hehe

Event No. 5: CYCLING AT UBIN

2009-08-23T22:30:00.012+08:00

hello again, as promised, this is the post about event no. 5, ubin cycling!! don't worry this won't be as wordy as the previous post (which u should check out if u haven't already because this post is a follow up to the previous). now if you are wondering, hey, what happened to event no. 4, KL menjerit V? well.. shafik a.k.a mr. damn-handsome-and-responsible-bachelor-and-an-awesome-catch-if-you-get-to-date-him was right and there really isn't enough information to disclose to make it an entertaining read unless i want my head chopped off by the relevant parties. but to those who went, i have this to say; re-female, 100-0.1, eh, boxers??, DFAF, tong kosong nyaring bunyinya, and someone also likes wax. all in all it was a boring trip.. yawn..

so anyways, me, alex, hichael, val amos and asrie (who came later) decided to go for a cycling trip at ubin. this was my virgin experience, but for them it was their second, the first one in which many funny things happened involving shazzu who i dunno why couldn't come for this one. needless to say, it was fucking fun and tiring all at the same time, but with funny shit and crashes happening left right center throughout the whole trip.

so after that super awesome night at pasir ris park (ok this shall be Event no. 6) where we celebrated aidil, aestee, syah & navin's (who btw, eughrry went) birthdays, me hichael amos val and alex stayed over at hichael's house. original plan was to german bridge there, but the moment we reached, val and amos straight away knock out. lame. so then me alex and hichael took turns playing games like xmen vs. street fighter, marvel vs capcom, and metal slug on his emulator. so after we got tired of that, we played german bridge and needless to say i was the grand champion leading the pack from the start with no one having a chance to overtake-tions. and hichael yet again was last.. after bo da bo lampa-ing some rose syrup drinks we went to sleep at 5am. and then hichael, angry after losing at german bridge, decided to punish us by setting his alarm at 10am. jialat..

sleeping that night was very interesting. alex was unusually noisy just before sleeping, i have no idea how someone can talk so much cock when ur falling asleep. and then mr. walmiki on the bed was snoring like a motherfucker, AND talking in his sleep. wtf right really chaos in the bedroom. he will snore while breathing in, and when breathing out he'll start talking about dunno who, i wasn't payin attention cuz i really wanted to sleep, but i was thinking to myself.. wtf sial this guy..

then the next morning, i was awakened by alex's voice yet again. how can someone talk so much shit after just waking up. i mean don't u feel groggy and slightly sleepy after just waking up??? noooo for alex when he wakes up his head goes straight into overdrive. and the best thing was, they all started disturbing me. and i was minding my own business desperately trying to squeeze out some sleep time with the limited time i had left before we had to shower and leave. fuck. ok so after having lunch at changi village (some awesome nasi ayam penyet), we went to the jetty to take a ferry to ubin.

so this was roughly how the ferry was. i was actually expecting a ferry like at tekong, but this was more like an old dingy boat, which was alot more interesting. i felt for awhile like we were on the way to mortal kombat. i dunno what they're laughin at but alex and amos were looking at my direction, so most probably me. nothing i do is right so naturally.. just bully the '86. but its ok i can take it. i can stands my ground.. haha baik mizi.. if u notice val's at the back, looking damn deep in thought.. pondering about the ways of the world.. and how he saved a company from losing $300 mil..... or $900 mil

so there's the uncle who collects the payment for the boat ride who's damn lepak and damn tan. opposite hichael and amos there was a young ang mor couple, the girl was quite pretty and the guy was, for once, non-ugly. and hichael is nicely checking her out.. NOICE!!! aestee if ur reading this.. then im sorry hichael.. hahaha

so yeah this was me, with barely 4hours of sleep thanks to alex and val's combined chattering durin the night, conscious and unconscious respectively. i was actually quite excited cuz i've never been to ubin in my life haha

u probably would have to click on the photo here but the ang mor couple is right in front of us, with the guy with his hand on her ass. and me and val were NOT talking about her.

Val: Give u u take anot?

Jan: yea la..

Val:if u have to pay, would u take anot?

Jan: Huh? if i pay her would she take you?

Val: Tsk, no.. fuck you

Jan: oh no la.. i'll never pay to get anyhting like that la..

ok it went something along these lines.. quite anti-climactic, the point is, we were talking about her. haha. and i also said something about her nose being a weapon cuz it was so long and sharp

Yep so we rented bikes. 8 bucks for the whole day. pretty decent though hichael was having seat and gear problems. val solved the gear problems later on, verily he is the knower of all things.

ok some shots of the cycling. when we got on the bikes i tell you, walao eh fuckin fun sial. haha. but when ur going uphill.. your legs will burn like gate 5 of the 6 gates la. once ur past that, the downhill is fucking shiok. then u just free wheel all the way down sans braking. haha then just brake using the front brakes while at full speed downhill and do a forward flip

on facebook, his ass is tagged as "What Women Want"

this is hichaenilingus with his ocs jungle hat with the callsign "hustler". step mane punya hustler.. hisap bodoh.. this guy did many "clever" stunts during the ubin trip. going down a steep slope followed by a 1 meter drop which resulted in a sore asshole and a spoilt bike seat. cycling off the bench that u will see below and falling so badly that the bicycle landed upside down, with val amos and asrie laughing hysterically at him instead of askin whether he's ok. standard...

what ubin trip would be complete without dogs.. haha. during the previous ubin trip, if im not wrong it was alex shazzu val hichael and amos. so anyways they were cycling along peacefully when a dog started barking and chasing shazzu, who was cycling next to alex ong teck lee. they were the only two cycling barebodied. shazzu tried to use one leg to shoo the dog away, but his feeble attempts led him to crash into alex ong and they both tumbled into each other. a HAPPY alex ong got up and shouted, "MY FAULT!!!!!" hahahah alex NOT angry

So this was the long bench that hichael tried to ride off. we played bridge with this deck at so many dirty places. when the deck was laid out it was moist from hichael's sweat.. nice... btw me and alex got seperated from the rest cuz we were too slow. because we were pushin our bikes uphill cuz we were too shag hahaha damn jialat. so in the end after we lost them we went to lex chill bangsa vintage at some kampung house drinks place hahaha lepak-tions sial.

beside us there was this china couple and the guy was taking photos of his girlfriend.. fuckign random.. after this photo, we rode some more. and i had a horrible crash on my bike. there was a slight downhill gradient just after an upslope so i was checking whether alex and hichael were not too far behind. when i turned around, there was a sharp bend and i eughrry can stop in time. so i said oh fuck! and fell right into a clump of bushes and rocks. thankfully none of the rocks cut me but i really fell damn jialat. ucan ask the rest. i think hichael and alex saw me since they were behind me. not laughing at me after that. tsk.
so after i fell like a motherfucker, we went to an area where there were bicycle obstacles. there was this seesaw meant for bikes, and we all attempted to do it, but only val and asrie managed to do it. i tried like 4 times and fell damn jialatly. and val didn't get pass the seesaw but went off it calmly and macho-ly only to fall on his ass in slow motion moments later after getting down i dunno how. hahaha hichael has the video, pls post it up when u can. then i got really pissed off at asrie cuz while i was trying to ride my bike, he held me back by my arm, then my seat was quite high so i couldn't keep my balance and fell off. i believe i said something like

"eh fuck you la why you so stupid. you weren't born stupid right then why do stupid things. fuck"

i lost it there im so sorry asrie haha.. i didn't mean it at all, just like how hichael lost it when he slapped shazzu's hand with his face

ok so that's that. it was a fucking fun trip and a good way to stay fit too. amidst all the smoking that day.. haha. the seafood we had after that was fucking awesome also la really hit the spot. ok that's pretty much it check back for event no. 6 sometime soon! till then cheerio!

Its been a long time comin'

2009-08-22T18:06:00.007+08:00

hey guys. its been eons since the last wordy post, so be prepared for something verbose because alot of things have happened this holidays.

school is here and who doesn't love school? tutorials.. lectures (re-go, well for me at least but im trying to go this sem).. concepts that are so damn hard to get and they give u so little time to grasp them before regurgitation during exams. but boy were there fun times during these hols.

Event No. 1: Design & Innovation Project
yes it seemed like damn long ago but i had a project at the start of the hols. how fucking shiok is that, just when you thought u can take a break from school right? noooo must do project. ntu is the best!!
right, so anyways the project had something to do with exploring small-power systems that can be drawn from a circuit with natural components e.g. trees, seawater. fucking exciting stuff. and NOT pointless also. we were drawing currents at the microampere levels. if u guys rmb your electricity properly, power is P = IxIxR. so when u square microamps, which is 10^6, t hat's 10^12. which fucking doesn't even have enough power to light up an idea. even more exciting were the people i had to work with. picture the most happening, funniest, wittiest, sarcastic, astute(this one's for you shazzu) but laid back people in the world. oh and fucking pretty/handsome too. ok got that picture in your head? now imagine the opposite of that. there were about 6 people in my group. and 80% of the time they are speaking mandarin. and i am around 100% of the time. yea so well fuck that, the only things mentionable about this project was that i tore my bangkok slippers tryin to fetch an electrode that got stuck underneath barnacles on the walls of a drain leading to the ocean. that's right. an electrode from our set up got stuck beneath barnacles. and of course send the mat to do the dirty jobs. coming down to get it, i slipped and cut my feet on barnacles which was NOICE (alex style) and also my slippers. and also i got introduced to Left 4 Dead which was fucking fun.

Event No. 2: RESERVISTS' TRAINING
initially i was fuckin bummed out by this, but it turned out to be damn fun. probably cuz i was not doing much and getting paid for it. haha. well ok hichael might contest this but i DID do quite alot but no one made me do anythin that i wasn't willin to do.
so anyways, standard slackjack S1 branch (they are in charge of manpower management in a unit) when i came down they STILL didn't know that i downgraded. naturally. so yes same drill i had to be attached to store until further notice. and i did my fair share of work too. but then i made friends with my company 2IC and he said he wanted me as his admin runner. my god the job is so slack only doing paperwork, but of significant importance and of significant bulk too la no doubt. paper work vs. outfield/storework. hm... fucking tough choice. and as hichael will tell you my 2ic is a fucking funny guy and damn lepak. so even though reservists' was 2 weeks, it was really fun talkin cock with old friends made from the previous ict, and smoking with hichael and shafiq, sarabjeet, and so many others.
speaking of smoking. oh my goodness la smoke like a motherfucker durin reservists. one pack can finish in one and a half days. really any smalll thing, smoke. after eating, standard, smoke. waiting, smoke. go back bunk, smoke. meet friend, smoke. after smoking, friends jio to smoke, smoke. then sometimes smoke 2 one after another. damn jialat. really had to detox after reservists.
so anyways, our unit is really short of people so hichael and i were saying how we could pull some guys who are on the waiting list to join guards... so all of u who have no reservist unit or are in like 2 pdf all this shit.. haha.. wait for the letter.. u know who u are bitches

Event No. 3: Late Night German Bridge
i dunno how it all started, but me alex and hichael started playing alot of german bridge at siglap of all places. we've had guest appearances by syah and rahmat, but it was mostly just the 3 of us. so let me let u in on a few basics on german bridge for those of you who are not familiar with the game. since we're 3 people, the deck is split evenly between us with 1 card laid face up as that round's trump suit. hence, everyone has 17 cards. which means that there are 17 sets to be won. we then have to bid for how many sets we think we can win, and we must obtain exactly that amount of sets to win that round. so the total number of bids cannot be 17 because then there'll be a chance that everyone would meet their bid which would be lame. hence thus therefore vis-a-vis a propos, the total bid is always under 17 or over 17. if the total bid is over 17, then people would be fightin for sets. the game is more interesting when the bid is under 17, then u can see a round where the whole royal family comes out, and rounds where u can win with a 2. haha. funny shit. oh and if u meet ur bid, lets say for example u bid 5 and u won 5 sets, ur score would be -15. if u bid 7 and win 7, then ur score is -17. if u dont make ur bid, e.g bid 5 win 4, then ur score would be +4. so with all that cleared up, its now time to introduce to you some lingo that u can employ the next time u play german bridge.

LEPAK-TIONS: this is when the total bid is below 17.

FIGHTATIONS: this is when the total bid is above 17. but we have a more updated version of this below

PICK UP YOUR WEAPONS: this is the updated version for when the total bid is above 17. if ur wondering, wtf pick up your weapons?? think D-Devils. yup that's right the 6th gate.

OVERTAKE-TIONS: when u come from behind and win. just before you do it, u must tell the guy that u overtake that he's

CRACKATIONS: i think i know what's haaaaapening....

LIMITATIONS: this is when you bid high and u cannot make your bid, so you try to minimise your losses. haha. bid 6 win 0. champions

that's all for now folks, the next post will be about

Event No. 4: KL MENJERIT V

and

Event No. 5: UBIN CYCLING

Till then, happy fasting, and remember to stands your ground against a drunken and tell him to specific what exactly he's slurring to you. mizi ur the best xoxo

Re-Slow

2009-08-21T13:36:00.000+08:00

this is quite funny. haha. evra's english hancur

2009-08-20T14:34:00.001+08:00

Muse - Starlight Remix (dangdut version)

2009-08-20T01:08:00.001+08:00

haha... shocked? me too. should listen to de whole song. MAUT KIAMBANG PUNYA!

Farkinell

2009-08-13T17:41:00.003+08:00

crap la blogger works fine on the computers in school.. i think my browser settings something wrong ah.. anyone can help?

i need you to specific exactly what i need to change on my browser.. both firefox and i.e.

shanks..

Malaysian Jokes

2009-08-06T02:22:00.002+08:00

Got this from the link that i posted in my previous post...i think jan might have posted the one on the funny chinese names but the ah beng ones seem new to me...

FUNNY CHINESE NAMES
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

AH BENG JOKES

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf at Taman Desa last night, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu's Stoke City,what... '

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Guidelines for Hand Carry Luggage

2009-08-05T23:57:00.004+08:00

This is what i found on the internet...

On 8 May 2007, Singapore implemented guidelines that restrict the amount of liquids, aerosols and gels that passengers can carry in their hand-carried luggage. The guidelines apply to all flights departing Singapore.

Passengers are advised to check-in all liquids, aerosols and gels(LAGs) that do not meet the new guidelines. Liquids, aerosols and gels in hand-carried luggage should be packed in accordance with the new guidelines, before passengers arrive at the airport.

The guidelines on hand-carried luggage are :

1. Liquids, aerosols and gels must be in containers with a maximum capacity of not more than 100ml each. Liquids, aerosols and gels in containers larger than 100ml will not be accepted, even if the container is partially-filled;
2. Containers must be placed in a transparent re-sealable plastic bag with a maximum capacity not exceeding 1-litre. These containers must fit comfortably within the transparent re-sealable plastic bag, which must be completely closed;
3. Each passenger is allowed to carry only one transparent re-sealable plastic bag, which must be presented separately for examination at the security screening point;
4. Exemptions will be made for medications, baby food and special dietary items. These items will be subjected to additional checks at the security screening point.

Passengers are encouraged to check in 2 to 3 hours before their flight (subject to airlines' requirements).

Liquids include :

* Drinks, including water and juices
* Soups and sauces
* Perfumes and deodorants (liquid or liquid-solid mixture)
* Creams, balms, lotions and oils
* Cosmetics such as mascara and lip gloss
* Pastes, including toothpaste
* Pressurised foams and sprays, including shaving foam, hairspray and spray deodorants
* Gels, including hair and shower gels
* Contact lens solution
* Any other items of similar consistency

To see the pictures click on this link: http://www.changiairport.com/changi/en/airport_guide/departure/safety_n_security/travel_advisory_asecurity.html

So as mentioned in my sms, just bring your toothbrush,hair gel,perfume and contact lens solution only. The basic toiletries like shampoo,body wash etc we can buy from KL and share. We'll use some of the taxi fund to purchase it. Cos if that's the case then we doncht have to worry about extra baggage due to the shampoo and soap for the whole journey.

And for those who missed out on the jokes link i posted the other time, click here: http://www.funnymalaysia.com/2007/09/morons-at-airport-very-funny.html

Yasmin Ahmad (July 1, 1958 - July 25, 2009)

2009-07-30T01:39:00.002+08:00

I think almost everyone's watched Sepet, and the director for that movie just passed away last week. Her movies were quite amazing, albeit controversial. So it's quite a loss for Malaysian cinema. She did some work doing ads for Petronas and in Singapore too.

Just watch and you realise what i mean la..

Filial Piety. Something we need not be reminded about.

This one is the most touching for me.

And the Singapore one

This is one of my favs

Tried to find the english versions of the ads as much as possible.

KL Menjerit V Details

2009-07-29T12:21:00.003+08:00

Ok so here are the details...

Departure from Singapore
Date: Thursday 06 Aug 2009
Time: 1525 HRS
Flight Number: TR 456
Estimated Arrival time in KL: 1615 HRS
Meeting time at Singapore Budget Terminal: 1300 HRS

Departure from KL
Date: Sunday 09 Aug 2009
Time: 1340 HRS
Flight Number: TR 455
Estimated Arrival time in Singapore: 1435 HRS

By the way, there is no check-in-luggage for us so you guys better plan properly what clothes to bring. For my case its just two berms plus the jeans ill be wearing and three polo ts, no shirts for me...Maximum weight for hand carry luggage is limited to 7KG.

On arriving in KL, we ll most probably be slacking there first while awaiting for Hairul-Anuar-Timun-Khai-Bapak-Ayam-Changed-Man to arrive since he ll be on the later flight. Then from there we ll take a shuttle service that ll cost around RM10 to KL Sentral and from there proceed to town area.

Once in town area, we ll probably have to find our accommodation. Could be anything from Agora, Piccolo or Istana depending on availability of suitable rooms. Since Mike said that we should be prepared to shell out RM100/person for our total accommodation, that would work out to something like RM800 for accommodation. So if we can find a room that is around RM150-230 a night that will accommodate all of us then it ll be super. And once accommodation is settled, then the boring part of this KL trip will commence.

So upon reaching KL and when everyone has assembled, ill need to collect RM 100 (accommodation) and RM 50 (transportation) from each and everyone of you. The RM 50 is for all the cab rides that we ll be taking while we are there. So if there are 8 of us, then our transport money will be RM 400 so that should last us quite nicely for transportation for the whole trip. Im trying to check whether we can get this cab limo service which can fit all 8 of us coz my mum says that it users meter and that we can call for its service anywhere. The only catch is that have to pay an additional RM 3(one plate of maggi goreng) for every trip. If not we can always take 2 cabs everytime we go out and appoint 2 ring bearers to be in charge of the cab fares(prob the two oldest amongst us since older = more responsible).

Anyway ill be changing money this coming weekend or maybe next wednesday at Bugis there coz exchange rate is pretty good. S$100 will get you RM245. So if any of you wanna change with me then do tell.

Snl FTW (For the Win)

2009-07-28T20:25:00.001+08:00

Dick in a Box

Jizz in my Pants

Primary 4 Malay Essay

2009-07-25T01:10:00.004+08:00

And my fren showed me this essay on facebook(not tat i have one)....n i gotta admit that kids these days have greater imagination as compared to us back in our primary school days...

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip.

Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya.

Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar, saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu ternampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya.

Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia. Lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara.

Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhampas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah.

Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi!" dan jatuh ke bumi.

Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balikke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati.

Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuannya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati.

Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik sahaja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Funny Korean Videos

2009-07-25T01:06:00.003+08:00

i managed to watch this show on KBS WORLD(starhub channel 173) and it was english subbed so obviously it was funnier. Anyway their actions itself should be hilarious enough....

Anyway my dad gave me this website about some airport joke. Check out the website below. I think the fifth one is the funniest.
http://www.funnymalaysia.com/2007/09/morons-at-airport-very-funny.html

Cute

2009-07-19T00:45:00.000+08:00

Cool

2009-07-17T23:22:00.001+08:00

9 year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres (with a surprise at the end)

Fulham FC stopover in Spore

2009-07-17T00:38:00.003+08:00

The signature on the left is from Danny Murphy(ex-Liverpool player) and the one on the right is by Andrew Johnson(ex-Everton player)
Signature of Bobby Zamora. He just randomly sat beside a lady who was sitting in front of the ba r counter and started to make small talk. Furthermore tis lady who was in a shirt and skirt(office attire) was sitting in a cari-pasal manner. She ll probably feel more at home in the back alleys of Patpong, in the outskirts(or upskirts) of Thailand.
Photo of the Fulham manager Roy Hodgson and me. Picture kinda blurry coz my aunty really damn far-sighted. She just held my camera phone n den pressed the button without looking at the screen.
(From Left to Right) Andrew Johnson, myself , Bobby Zamora and Danny Murphy Brown. Danny Murphy not as short as expected. In fact he is my about height except that i put my hair up a bit.

All in all they were really nice people. No airs about them n they were very obliging when i approached them. N furthermore they seemed damn disciplined with their diets as u can see from the picture that they drank fruit smoothies only. They didnt even touch any of the liquor from the bar or consume any of the food from the lounge. I think i only saw Roy Hodgson drinking beer but thats about as far as they will go.

Epic Fails

2009-07-15T12:26:00.012+08:00

'Motivational' Poster

Ode to Jan

Ahahah. Teacher FAIL.

I dunnoe why but when I saw this photo I couldn't stop laughing.
Is it just me or does the fellar's head looks like a thumb?

Credits to Funnychill.com, Stupid.com and the people in the Admin and HR dept @ Nanyang Branch. Farkin' hilarious.

A Slow Race

2009-07-04T23:00:00.000+08:00